Gargoyle Shit

"Taking A Gargoyle Shit" is the act of perching oneself on the toilet bowl as though they were a gargoyle in order to encourage the flow of the bowels.

This is often seen as a dangerous act if one is not careful: shit may spew.

This is also considered a dangerous act if one is perching oneself on an unsturdy toilet bowl: glass will shatter, then shit will spew.

John: Oh, man, Dan took a gargoyle shit last night. It didn't end up very well.
Michael: Why not, bro?
John: Well, he spewed too hard and shattered the glass and now he's down at the dean's office talking about how he's going to pay for the dorm's toilet.

Erica: I broke up with Anthony last night.
Jenna: How come? You guys were doing so well.
Erica: He took a gargoyle shit and ruined the toilet in my grandmother's house.

Gargoyle Shit by Ja'mie Antoinette May 14, 2011

Nasty Gargoyle 

The act of hovering your ass out the window of a tall building, and dropping a turd, preferably on unsuspecting pedestrians.

Person 1: "Hey it looks like they put a new gargoyle on that building, lets go over for a closer look."
(A turd hits Person 1 in the head)
Person 2: (Laughing) "Looks like it was a nasty gargoyle"

Nasty Gargoyle by Rauf Xerces May 5, 2007

Peanut butter gargoyle 

When you take a girl with a “cathedral” in a “scissors” position with your anus directly touching her vagina and then you shit very hard making your feces enter her.

The shit will kinda symbolize the gargoyle in a cathedral but with the color of a peanut butter.

Dude1: ayyo man, I’ve finally done a peanut butter gargoyle with Jessica!
Dude2: damn! I wish you’d do me too man! No homo

Peanut butter gargoyle by suicidal_steve August 21, 2022

Stephenson gargoyle 

A Stephenson gargoyle is anyone that carries (esp as a wearable device) devices that have Internet-access or other global area network(s) capabilities that they can utilize where-ever they go, esp while traveling. The most common form are smart phones, as of the date of this definition. Includes tablet computers, but not really laptops. Historically, this strictly referred to a computer that's worn, but this was more based on the limitations of miniaturization of computing hardware when the namesake of this term was devised. Worn networking information systems such as smart watches and smart glasses (esp with AR capabilities) are the most accurate examples in modern times.

Originated from a certain group of people in the Neil Stephenson cyberpunk novel Snow Crash: "Gargoyles represent the embarrassing side of the Central Intelligence Corporation. Instead of using laptops, they wear their computers on their bodies, broken up into separate modules that hang on the waist, on the back, on the headset. …they embody the worst stereotype of the CIC stringer. They draw all the attention. The payoff for this self-imposed ostracism is that you can be in the Metaverse all the time, and gather intelligence all the time." Where the 'Metaverse' was the in-story equivalent of an Internet with VR requirements.

"She's covered in computer stuff. Is she a cyborg now?" "She's just wearing the computer; she's more of a Stephenson gargoyle."

Stephenson gargoyle by b_b_OK August 23, 2020

Gargoylmel Special 

When you masturbate while Handy Smurf has a sword fight with the gerbal in your ass.

My its been so long since my girlfriend and I had sex, I has to give myself a Gargoylmel Special

Gargoylmel Special by MorePaul October 30, 2009

gargoyle snatch 

1. A vagina that resembles a gargoyle you would see on a prestigious library.
2. A labia that resembles mangled roast beef.
3. A vagina that appears to be inside-out.

See also: busted ravioli

I went down on a girl who had a "gargoyle snatch", so I came right back up.

gargoyle snatch by Emiliaporfavor & Meg says relax. April 3, 2008

Gargoyling 

The act of puking and shitting at the same time. Derived from the position one must assume in order to accurately land all excrement into a single toilet.

The combination of Montezuma tequila shots and late night taco bell left me gargoyling into the early morning.

Gargoyling by M Jonesy February 3, 2010