flatness

n. the degree to which a woman's breasts are flat.

All Isabella ever talks about is her flatness and how her boobs are nonexistent.

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Freakiness

A Word Describing The Scale Of Being Freaked Out After A Halloween Event, TV Show, Movie, ETC.

"That Show Was Freakiness, Considering Spongebob's Brains!"

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a word to express the high amount of funk in something.

person 1: i went disco dancing in a lime green cat suit on saturday night.
person 2: wow funkiness

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The creator of Flappy Bird discovered flappiness when his game became a world wide sensation.

Flappiness by Randroid January 22, 2015

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Fratiness is a state of mind or feeling characterized by contentment, love, satisfaction, pleasure, or joy of being fratty.

You could see his fratiness radiate from his pop collar as he pounded his forty full of King Cobra

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excessive flaking of the skin or excessively lazy

Shampoo daily to prevent flakyness.
She lost her job due to her flakyness.

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An autistic term ; Derived from flap and happiness ; Being so happy you feel the need to stim.

He was so excited, he was filled with a sense of Flappiness

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