fauxhawk

While previous-definitions do apply; they discribe mostly the manfauxhawk.

A ladyfauxhawk generally utilises a sort of "layered" haircut. By having a shorter layer of hair on the top of the head, one could then gather it ang gel it into a "mohawk"fan. Like the manfauxhawk, the sides are lamely left unshaven, and the "hawk" is pitifly small.

Internet famously sported by tossers such as Jeffree Star, and as such, it's not recomened you do it (all lameness aside) so as not to appear to be a bilge-sucking fangirl.

But you wouldn't do it in the first place, because it's lame.

Girl: Hey! I have a fauxhawk JUSTLIKE Jeffree Star!!*FANGASM!*

Me: Uh. okay. But if you wern't a lamer, you'd have shaved your sides like I do. Ew. can you clean up your fanjizm? I think Im ill.

fauxhawk by idiotlefou May 17, 2006

Fauxhawk

The guy you see on the side of the road mounted upon his chotch chariot(crotch rocket) being pulled over by the police sporting a flamboyantly colorered mohawk upon top his helmet.
-Always take the moment to realize you are looking at a chotch kingpin and consider yourself lucky to have spotted one in the wild helmet-less and gel-less. A very vulnerable state for this special creature...a breathtaking sight.
•Usually into sack slapping and shit smearing. Has been known for closet dog fucking.
• a/k/a- fuck boy, hummus boy, cheeze

dick, Mamma's pussy plumper.

"Saw a fauxhawk behind the Shell station finger fucking a pit-bull earlier today... sneaky fucker done got caught up."

Fauxhawk by Clearwater-Bath February 14, 2019

faux hawk 

A mohawk, but instead of a "real" mohawk where you shave the sides of your head, you just glue up the middle part of your regular hair so that it is in the style of the mohawk.

"There was a punk show tonight, but I didn't want to shave the sides of my head so I just made my hair into a fauxhawk."

faux hawk by Haushinka November 24, 2003

faux hawk 

A toned-down version of the famous mohawk haircut, in which the sides of the head are shaved and a central strip of hair is made to stand up. The faux hawk resembles the mohawk when styled but can also, if desired, appear to be a conventional male haircut.

Nice faux hawk, man.

faux hawk by BX9438q May 26, 2003

faux-hawk 

a haircut in which the wearer, rather then shave off the sides of his head for a real mo-hawk, merely gels up a portion of hair in the middle. not everyone can wear it and look good. but if you do it tends to look very cool

last night we put some eyeliner on patrick and gave him a faux-hawk. he looked emo, but very adorable.

faux-hawk by McGees Foo August 4, 2006

side faux hawk 

A stripe of hair spiked up to resemble a faux hawk, only tited to the side of one's head.

"I put my hair in a faux hawk, but it looked to symmetrical so I moved it over to one side to make a side faux hawk."

side faux hawk by Paco! July 27, 2008

fauxhawking

fauxhawking is when a guy ejaculates into a womans hair (or only bangs if hair is to long), and styles it into a stylish fauxhawk.

"hey, you'll never guess what, yesterday James and i were having sex and ha wanted to cum into my hair, so i said "sure", then took his hands and styled it into the sexiest fauxhawk!!"

"OMG!! i love getting fauxhawked!"

---- fauxhawking

fauxhawking by sexyblond October 8, 2009