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Facepalmtastic 

1. When the best, or only, appropriate response to a situation is a facepalm from a third party, because words just cannot describe the full extent of thoughtlessness or idiocy as is evident.

2. When you see firsthand, or hear about, somebody doing something so stupid that you cannot imagine said person NOT facepalming themselves, so you facepalm out of pure sympathy.
This textbook is facepalmtastic because the publisher let the author get away with saying this:

"Cultural Studies insists that culture must be studied..."

EXCERPT FROM:
Dines, Gail and Humez, Jean M. "Gender, Race and Class in Media" 2 ed. page 10.
Facepalmtastic by Jewfish65 October 18, 2008
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Cleveland Facepalm

The act of shitting into your girlfriends hand without her knowing then saying something incredibly obvious/stupid that causes her to facepalm herself. Thus covering her whole face with your hot n' steamy mess. Often used as a revenge tactic.
Me: Hey man I gave my girl a Cleveland Facepalm a couple minutes ago!

You: Nice dude! Was that bitch acting out again?

Me: Totally bro! That cunt needs to recognize!

facepalm 

The act of dropping one's face / forehead into one's hand. Usually accompanied by a "thunk" or a cr a cry of "D'oh!"

Usually written between asteriks in online conversation, to demonstrate an action.

Similar to *headdesk*
Today I locked my keys in my car. Again. *facepalm*
facepalm by Moondog February 10, 2004
Word of the Day on March 3, 2006

Facepalmable Offense 

An act that is worthy of receiving a facepalm
Forgetting to wear clothes is such a facepalmable offense.
Facepalmable Offense by tripolar92 February 14, 2009

Facepalm 

The act of placing ones palm on the front of their own face, mainly in disgust or from annoyance.
That was the stupidest thing I've ever heard! *facepalm*
Facepalm by Timnus December 31, 2010

*facepalm* 

The art of slapping oneself over the forhead with ones palm. Usually stated over IM after someone says something gimpy or noobish
Person 1: MUSHLOOM!

Person 2: *facepalm*

facepalm 

The only logical answer to a stupid question or statement.
Guy 1: dude, how do I get my Siege Tank into Siege-Mode?

Guy 2: *facepalm*
facepalm by Seungsation April 26, 2008