Six Sigma Facebook Stalking

Six Sigma Facebook Stalking simply means a measure of Facebook stalking quality that strives for near perfection. A Six Sigma Facebook Stalker is one who will find 99.99966% of the individuals they seek on Facebook (3.4 failures per million individuals sought) and are statistically expected to be able to find any existing Facebook account.

A: Have you found her fb account yet?
B: No luck. I don’t think she has one.
A: Ask Charlie to find her. He can find anyone. Six Sigma Facebook Stalking is what he does.

Six Sigma Facebook Stalking by Insert_Name June 4, 2013

facebook christian 

A person who blatantly flaunts their Christianity on Facebook or other social media, but does not pursue their religion actively in the real world or leads the opposite lifestyle in real life.

Veronica posts "99% of people are too embarrassed to embrace Christ as their personal savior on FB.. most won't repost their love of Jesus" then engages in premarital sex, drugs, and generally un-Christian behavior in real life.

Me: "Wow, what a Facebook Christian."

facebook christian by Ikken4122 January 5, 2010

facebook family 

The twisted families that facebook has offered the opputunity for us to create. They often involve incestuous relationships between siblings, and parents. Older facebook users, such as grandparents sometimes need clarification.

"You have a baby with your sister, who is also your wife?!?!?!??!!"
"No, dude, thats my facebook family."

"Charlie, you're married to a man, and you have children?"
"No, Grandpa, thats my facebook family"

facebook family by yeyyyyuhhhhh November 3, 2009

Facebook Balls 

A person who doesn't have the nerve to confront a person in person, but instead verbalizes and creates drama and bullshit through Facebook.

She used her Facebook Balls to tell off her friend.

Facebook Balls by jenny10girl July 25, 2011

facebook image crafting 

Glorifying your life by creating it to be something it is not through staged pictures, posts, and statuses. Faking your life and not being authentic about your feelings and situation on social media.

She and her boyfriend broke up. She has been crying for two weeks even though she posts like her life is great. She is the queen of facebook image crafting

Have you seen him? He facebook image crafts like he is at the gym every day, but that dude is fat.

facebook image crafting by MamaS September 17, 2013

Facebook 

A platform that likes to disable new accounts for no reasons. They're using AI to suspend new accounts for "not following the community guidelines" but actually they never breached any community guidelines. More funny thing is that, when you disagree and follow what they ask you to do, the results are same: accounts are disabled.

A: My Facebook account was disabled without any reasons!
B: Actually Facebook loves to do that... so that's why you shouldn't do Facebook.

Facebook by Celest98 July 6, 2022

De-facebook 

The act of removing some person who at one point was a friend with you on The Facebook, because of spite and hate toward the De-facebooked individual. It could be because that person possesses beat, whack, shitty, stupid, or just aggravating qualities. For those who are extremely bitter/hateful multiple correlated or uncorrelated De-facebookings may occur simultaneously.

Those who have been De-facebooked are also no longer considered friends in life outside of The Facebook.

Person One: You that bitch screwed me over hard as hell by saying she would come to our party and didn't show up.
Person Two: Dude the last girl that did that to me got De-facebooked hard as hell. Plus I De-facebooked her friend too just because she was fat.

De-facebook by Johnny Prigs January 6, 2009