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Duke of Marlborough effect 

The “Duke of Marlborough Effect” was mentioned by Richard Dawkins to refer to the increase in masculine libido that results from experiencing a victory, whether directly or vicariously. This was so-named from an entry in the Duchess of Marlborough’s diary, “His Grace returned from the wars today and pleasured me twice in his top-boots.” Male athletes tend to experience elevated testosterone levels before a contest; those who win tend to maintain afterwards those elevated testosterone levels, but the testosterone levels of losers drops dramatically afterwards.
There will likely be a lot of canoodling in Old Boston now that the Red Sox have won the Series due to the Duke of Marlborough effect and the subsequent release of proper Bostonian inhibitions.
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Duke of Argyle's 

Mum - Hiya son, did you enjoy your curry last night?

Son - Yes but now my Duke of Argyle's are in a right bloody state!
Duke of Argyle's by blurtworth January 7, 2011

Floor Duke 

The act of a pooping on the floor intentionally or unintentionally.
Mike: Did you see Sean at that party last night?
John: Yeah, after some Taco Bell and vodka he took a massive floor duke in the middle of the hallway.
Floor Duke by ST1NGER11 April 14, 2021
A ruler over concepts and ideas. The highest rank below the monarch.
The Dukel of Yiffing just killed you.
dukel by wolfyLion September 7, 2013

hide the duke 

When at a house party, Hiding the Duke is when you take a crap in the home owner's drawer, closet, or somewhere they won't look. Eventually the whole house will smell, but they'll be clueless as to what is causing the stench!
Duuuude! I left a huge duke in Leroy's drawer at the party last night!
hide the duke by Poopsy July 5, 2003

Duke Nukem 

The only person in the universe to kick ass and chew bubble gum at the same time
Duke Nukem by Acid^Rogue September 10, 2003

pukey dukes 

Something my dad and grandpa called motorcyclists when we traveled.
Oh, look at them Pukey Dukes.
pukey dukes by Dalagaloco May 13, 2017