driveway meat 

Frozen meat that a strange man tries to sell you after he pulls into your driveway with his sketchy van and knocks on your door.

It doesn’t exactly have the specific taste that you’d identify with the label of the animal it says on the package.
You might become suspicious that it could possibly be a road kill or a stray pet.

“Honey, I just got a sweet-doggin deal on this here driveway meat that the strange man in the van just sold me!”

“Babe, I’m gonna cook up this driveway meat you bought yesterday for dinner... what animal do you reckon it’s from?”

driveway meat by CutieCatLady98 April 9, 2019

Driveway Defense 

When fenced in dogs run and bark at any vehicle which enters the driveway.

You can never quietly approach the residence cause Max and Finn are on driveway defense.

Driveway Defense by Overbay September 16, 2022

Driveway Drinkin' 

The art of Hank Hill'ing it in your driveway. Mostly consisting of drinking brews and watching your hot neighbor jogging- excuse me "jugging"

What every red-neck does after he is done working on his '82 I-roc.

Com'oder Cleatus I just put da new aldinator in da bronco, lets do sum driveway drinkin'

Driveway Drinkin' by Eric Lewis December 9, 2008

Driveway Ripping

Pulling into a random driveway late at night and then smoking pot while parked there. Then leaving some type of mark for the owner of the house to notice to show you were there.

Last night me and my buddies went out driveway ripping.

Driveway Ripping by J Quizzy April 12, 2010

Driveway Dance 

The act of dancing in your driveway or garage upon learning that your spouse or significant other will be out of town for an extended period of time.

Did you hear that Karl's wife is going to Panama for a week on a business trip? Karl is already doing the driveway dance.

Driveway Dance by Garage Dweller April 28, 2009

Driveway Derelicts 

(n) - Group of dudes standing in another guy's driveway while he works on something (usually a vehicle). Typically not there to help but to drink beer, talk sports, and avoid home.

1. Jen's husband has turned into a total Driveway Derelict ever since her mom moved in with them!

2. On any given Saturday, this neighborhood is FULL of Driveway Derelicts.

Driveway Derelicts by Ileah519 December 8, 2011

Driveway Ornament 

a) a car that is so expensive, you wouldn't dare drive it; instead you just showcase it to the rest of the neighborhood in your driveway.

b) a car that is such a bucket, that you've given up on it, so it just sits gathering rust, vermin, and the occasional stoner.

a) My neighbor bought a new Mercedes-Benz S65 AMG last year. I swear, the car hasn't moved since he drove it home from the dealership back in May. I swear, it's become a Driveway Ornament.

b)
Guy 1: Hey, is that your Dad's Impala outside?
Guy 2: yeah, but it doesn't work anymore.
Guy 1: has it achieved Driveway Ornament status yet?
Guy 2: most definitely, bro.

Driveway Ornament by ManWhoDrivesAnAcura January 8, 2015