3 definitions by Garage Dweller
A mandatory day off from work that is associated with a 10% cut in pay. Common for companies who desire to cut payroll costs due to a downturn in business without laying people off.
Pig Fucker: I'd offer you a nip, but I know that tomorrow is a weekday, and you have to be able to get up early to go to work.
Numbnuts: Don't worry about it. Tomorrow is one of my ten percent days.
Numbnuts: Don't worry about it. Tomorrow is one of my ten percent days.
by Garage Dweller May 22, 2009
The act of dancing in your driveway or garage upon learning that your spouse or significant other will be out of town for an extended period of time.
Did you hear that Karl's wife is going to Panama for a week on a business trip? Karl is already doing the driveway dance.
by Garage Dweller April 28, 2009
Overweight woman who is unhappy with her life and believes that the lives of all persons around her should be miserable as well.
Doug: Where's Greg? I haven't seen him in a while.
Kevin: That puffy bitch of a wife of his has him on a short leash. Fuck her. I hate her.
Kevin: That puffy bitch of a wife of his has him on a short leash. Fuck her. I hate her.
by Garage Dweller March 9, 2009