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didgeridoo wanker 

someone that prefers getting wanked off by someone with long acrylic nails
i know a right didgeridoo wanker.. never getting it from me

see-through didgeridoo 

An Australian slang word for a glass pipe tipicaly used for smoking meth, ice or crack
Wanna come round and play the see-through didgeridoo?

Whacking the didgeridoo 

A term Aussie cunts with big dicks use when they are going to masturbate
Friend 1: What you doing tonight
Friend 2: Probably going to be whacking the didgeridoo to some porn

Dirty Didgeridoo

After unprotected anal sex the woman gives the man a blow job.
Guy #1: "Yo Man, Suzie surprised me with a blow job after anal last night"

Guy #2: "They call that a Dirty Didgeridoo"

african didgeridoo 

A sexual endeavor in which one end of a pipe is attached to a bottle of coke and the other end is inserted into a female's vagina. Next mentos are quickly dropped into the pipe and the pipe is hastily attached to the coke. The man then inserts his dick into her ass and so the feamle is double penetrated by the coke and dick.
So I hear your a sexual deviant.

Yeah I gave an african didgeridoo to Margo last night.
african didgeridoo by vorack April 12, 2011

The Didgeridoo 

When a person performs oral sex without the need to pause as they are breathing through the nose, while making rhythmic sounds.
X did the didgeridoo on me, didn’t even come up to breathe.