Thicc Dicc

A disease known to stretch out young pussy with massive girth. Symptoms include but are not limited to prolapsed pussy, abnormal vagina discharge, breaking tissue that separate vagina and anal walls and uncontrollable yearning for more vaginal scaring.

Thicc Dicc is like giving birth to a rhinoceros baby. Penetration is like a Mack Truck smacking a Prius.

Thicc Dicc gets the succ.

A vaginal widening exercise similar to fisting, except instead of a fist, it is a THICC DICC!

A dicc so thicc it is basically a white man's chode. Thicc like the barrel of a baseball bat.

To be qualified as a Thicc Dicc, one must have a dicc measurement of larger than 6 inches in circumference. Length does not matter.

Thicc Dicc > Pencil Peen

The girth will take control of your life. Something like mind control but is subtle.

Thicc Dicc draw backs are as follows:

1. No tight pants

2. No boxer briefs

3. Compared to hot Italian sausage

4. Outlines of the Thicc Dicc will show in pictures with sweat pants

and ball shorts.

Jawn: My fucking pussy is ruined from last night's sexcapade with Kevin. He thicc as hell.
Jawn Friend: Kevin got a THICC DICC!!!!

Kevin: I gave that bitch a case of Thicc Dicc last night. Had her squealing like a little virgin.

Thicc Dicc by BabyDickBandit May 31, 2017

Dicked Down 

To be dicked down, is to be pinned to the floor in pure orgasmic ecstasy by a partner's male genitalia.

It need not happen a lot, but when it does, the pure intense pleasure is unlike any other.

The dick is so good, it gives you life.

Cheating is not an option.

Masturbation is not an option.
All there is, and all there ever will be, is dick.

B: I got dicked down, I think he's the one.

Dicked Down by Glitter_feces October 24, 2017

Dice-K 

Nickname for Daisuke Matsuzaka, a Japanese pitcher signed for $103m with the Boston Red Sox for the 2007 MLB season.

The nickname "Dice" received widespread popularity after Bill Simmons (the Sports Guy) declared it to be Matsuzaka's nickname in his ESPN Page 2 mailbag column of 15 December 2006.

Other than his ability to say the words "Yes!", "No!", "Bery Good!", "Stlike!", and "Happi!", Dice-K's main talent lies in his right arm pitching ability.

Dice-K by TBonerz April 18, 2007

dice test 

The "dice test" is process of querying for job postings on dice.com related to a new/emerging technology, with the theory being that if there are a significant number of job postings related to the new technology, it is a relevant/in demand technology worthy of learning and eventually integrating into new software projects. The "dice test" is used by Information Technology and Computer/Software Engineering Professionals to filter out the vast array of software packages/frameworks created that are never widely adopted, preventing the software developer from investing in a technology platform that will eventually die (due to a lack of community/support).

I ran a dice test on jQuery, and there are over 5000 jobs: that's a hot technology we need to implement on our websites.

dice test by rmoss May 31, 2013

Dice Weed 

Noun, a term used to describe weed of the lowest possible quality. Better to avoid at all costs

Guy 1: "Dawg, I just copped a half from the plug."
Guy 2: "Oh Word? Which plug??"
Guy 1: "Dice."
Guy 2: "Dawg. Throw that shit away, stg you might as well just be smoking CBD oil. "
Guy 1: "Yeah I know but he was mobile and it was cheap so... we smokin'???"
Guy 3: *walks into room* "Ayo what's good what y'all up to?"
Guy 1: "bout to smoke this bud I copped from Dice. You in?"
Guy 3: "You said Dice Weed?? Nah man I'm good."

Dice Weed by Launchedrain7 February 8, 2020

Chin-dice 

Slang for balls. Specifically balls hanging from a girls chin.

My friend Tim and I (Jim) were in Cali for business. He was singing the Tubes "She's a beauty". He sang,.."and you can't touch the mer - chin- dise". I said , "Did you just say Chin-dice?". What a great slang for a ball sack!

She kicked me in the chin-dice!

Chin-dice by BLEAMA January 26, 2016

Dickellectual 

A man or woman who is intelligent but only in dick form

First dude-“Bro my mamas just cheated on me”
Other dude -“man she’s a Dickellectual“

Dickellectual by 12inchesisafeet April 3, 2020