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Despairism 

A religion where people praise despair and junko (from danganronpa) for her holy despair name.

Despair will always beat hope and everything

We praise junko cause junko spent 2 seconds on twitter and said nope and ends the world
Me:Heyyy have you heard of despairism?
Person 1:no...no i have not is it like hop-
Me:*pulls out shotgun* bye bye!
Despairism by You_are_fool July 17, 2022
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Desperititus

When your so desperate for friends or romance, ect. that you make up people and their imaginary lives to convince other's they really do have a life.
Friend: "My boyfriend just got a myspace!"
Friend's Friend: "Oh really, I'll go look at it. Hey - wait, he's only got two friends: you and Tom. I think you have a case of desperititus!"
Desperititus by kaylaandfreakinjenna December 28, 2008

Denverism 

1) One of many completely useless, mind numbing, tactics to that are meant to deceive or misguide your peers of the present situation. 2) To come up with a load of bullshit that sounds so convincing that everyone in your workplace will be distracted of the fact you haven't done anything work related in days. 3) A method of torpedoing your co-workers who first tried to help you but you refused to accept it based on the fact that you think you are superior to them and they are unworthy of lending you a hand. Then when it comes down to the deadline, you blame everyone for not having anything done and make them do all the work for you anyways. 4) Wipeout. 5) Any idea conceived by a native of Arkansas. 6) Anything you can do to waste time or piss people off or both. 7) To turn every conversation even slightly related to work into a social event so that no work actually has to be done.
Sit down, shut up and do what you are told to. No one wants to waste their time listening to your useless Denverisms.
Denverism by Joey Lorenzo September 6, 2006
A colloquial term for someone who is very desperate for something to happen. Also a term used to call somebody who is desperate or of desperate disposition.
I am well despers to get this job.
Mate you is well despers.
Despers by Sancho88 August 14, 2011
to remove sperms from.
Desperm yourself (=Donate your sperms) for those women who want to have babies through artificial insemination.
desperm by uttam maharjan August 11, 2012

desperasexual

a boy or girl who is so completely desperate to get laid that they will take anything that they can get
Person 1: I heard that Phillipe was a desperasexual.
Person 2: Yeah, I saw her ask out a girl and a boy in the frame of 3 minutes.
desperasexual by sirs March 21, 2013

desperus 

When your so desperate for V-Bucks you download an ad (for free v-bucks) then get a virus.
Damn bro I need your John Wick skin!!!
Buy that shit bro....
I''m too desperus