cooney magoo

when a black person acts irrational or stupid

"you are so stupid sometimes jurall, stop being a cooney magoo"

cooney magoo by philipppp spicer May 17, 2008

cooney piss 

When your urine comes out with the deepest shadow-like black shade. This is most common after eating fried chicken, black eyed peas, collard greens, watermelon, biscuits, or a hot eight piece all together.

After watching the Family Matters marathon, Karl ripped the most cooney piss of his life, shattering the ceramic toilet bowl.

cooney piss by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 2, 2004

Cooney Gravy 

Nicotine stains in your underwear. Also called fartstain and skidmarks.

Miranda seldom changes her drawers and has some serious cooney gravy.

Cooney Gravy by Bumkicker Slade April 14, 2006

Cooney's 

A bar located in Kylertown, Pennsylvania. The bar is packed on Saturday nights with men and women who are usually dressed in camouflage attire. The majority of the people do not have high school diplomas and the women have attitudes like Naomi Campbell, but the looks of a wildebeest. It's always a good time, good food, and good music.

Hey Larry, wanna hit up Cooney's tonight?
Ya dude, I haven't got laid in a while.

Alright cool, we'll bring some heavy loads back to the camp after.

Cooney's by CoryB35 January 2, 2011

Cooney Job 

A comical failure to stimulate the female enetalia in behalf of the male. It is characterised by lightly tapping the front of the vagina in a harmless manner lacking real force or penetration.

Guy 1:"That guy just got slapped in that face by that girl" Guy 2:"Yeah, she was asleep and tried to give her a cooney job so she laughed and slapped him at the same time"

Cooney Job by pps123234 May 2, 2013

Mayson Cooney 

Mayson Cooney is a girl that lives in the trees with stoner goblins in the forests of New Zealand. Mayson Cooney is proof that god exists. Mayson Cooney is beyond cool. She sits in the trees and smokes out the goblins. She got a Masters degree from Auckland University as a Marijuana Farmer. She asked for cheez its but The Goblins gave her a magical potion and instead starts to hallucinate. She can sometimes be found next to the Giant Rock dropping acid with the fairies. Her morning begins by taking a bong rip from Chads rasta bong and then when she gets the munchies she calls jesus on the phone to get a pizza delivered. Jesus shows up with a holy pizza and smokes her out with some purple kush from yucca valley.

Yo Mayson Cooney where the weed at? Lets get high

Mayson Cooney by chad likes muscle cars June 24, 2014

Kent Cooney 

Ripped to shreds, tones ass cheeks, looks nothing like Mark Kolesky and always ready for a good jam sesh

Youre cool , but youre not Kent Cooney cool

Kent Cooney by semejnseeeee February 2, 2018