Contraception balloons 

A simple, elegant, yet effective word for condoms.

Contraception balloons for safe, protective sex.

"Darling, have you got any contraception balloons?"

"Why yes, my love. I have some contraception balloons"

Contraception balloons by Minty Lamb June 11, 2021

contraception face 

Someone so ugly that even the mere sight of their face is a method of birth control. That is, they are so physically unattractive that they will probably never have sex.

"Oh my god, did you see how ugly that guy was?"
"Yeah, what a contraception face!"

or:
"You're so ugly your face is a contraceptive!"

contraception face by genjon November 27, 2007

barrier contraceptives

clothing worn to bed, thus preventing sexual intercourse

dammit, take off those pajamas! bitch, i just can't hump through all those barrier contraceptives!

barrier contraceptives by chuckybubbles February 1, 2009

Contraception 

Always use contraception. There are different types.

Use ribbed for extra sensations
Use flavoured for oral pleasure!

Contraception by hayley! October 28, 2004

Contraception Roulette

When you poke a hole in one of six condoms. Then you lay them out in front your girl and ask her to pick one.

I played contraception roulette with my girl three months ago... it was not the move.

Contraception Roulette by PatoGurrett August 5, 2020

contraseptive sponge 

A sponge injected up the vagina.
Sperm absorber and killer.
Form of birth control.
No the best one.
Has to stay in for awhile.

"Brittney used the contraseptive sponge last night when she was all over that guy."

contraseptive sponge by brittneyisaeffingslut. November 28, 2007

church contraception 

a method of birth control in which a natural method of birth control (avoiding ejaculating into the vagina after sexual intercourse) is resorted to and no contraceptives are used. Churches are against the use of contraceptives and hence the name. It is also called a rhythmic method of birth control.

A fairly large number of people use church contraception in this part of the world.

church contraception by uttam maharjan September 26, 2010