A depraved
sport enjoyed by bohemian arty types. The participants strip off and stand facing each other. On the referee's word they "engage" their genitalia and commence a sickening battle of diseased phalluses. The depraved spectators roar their approval of every thrust and
slap, quaffing champagne throughout the contest. The winner is determined after one hour of cockmanship by 3 judges who award points for artistry, scabbiness, and blood-drawing. The winner enjoys a golden shower from all present and gets to bugger the referee's spaniel. The sport was named after Briggsy, the
world's greatest arty
bender, who invented it whilst celebrating winning the Turner Prize for his sculpture of a gorilla fucking a shark to
death.
I'm in the mood for more entertainment after last
night's Briggsy
Fishing, Cedric.
Me too, Percy. I think its
time for some Briggsy Cockfighting.