theorem of facebook circularity

If someone finds a random person on Facebook and clicks on a random friend, then clicks on that random person's random friend and so on and so forth, then the original person (the clicker) will eventually circle back until they find someone with a "mutual friend."

Bob sees Sally's profile. In Sally's profile, Bob click's on Terry's friend icon. After being rerouted to Terry's profile, Bob clicks on Jerry's friend icon...etc...until Bob finds a mutual friend. This is due to the "theorem of facebook circularity."

theorem of facebook circularity by hitherehowareyou?good?good... April 12, 2010

Circular jerk 

Similar to circular logic; When people stroke themselves by stroking others. Very common in the corporate setting.

Board member: Mr. Peterson is doing a stellar job running this company. I'm so glad I cast the deciding vote to hire him.

Employee under breath: Running this company into the ground. Classic circular jerk, dude.

Circular jerk by m&jsandwich August 23, 2011

Circular Saw 

That moment when you get your carpenter buddy to give you a circumcision with a circular saw and then uses your foreskin to warm his cold dead fingers.

Oh yeah did you see that guy john? he gave me a circular saw yesterday if you know what i mean.
What a fucking lad

Circular Saw by Yaboieatdatpussy October 19, 2020

circular insanity 

A situation which becomes a feedback loop, always returning to the point at which it started.

Person #1: "So, whadd'ya wanna do?"

Person #2: "I dunno, whadda YOU wanna do?"

Person #1: "I dunno..."

*pause*

Person #2: "So... whadda'ya wanna do?"
and so on... this is a very simplistic example.

circular insanity by Shades of Grey June 9, 2005

circular logic 

See circular logic.

Why does Circular Logic work?
Because Circular Logic works.

circular logic by linkidaman October 17, 2012

Circular Bitching 

One who will complain to everyone but the subject of the complaint. You will hear about this complaint from everyone but the complainer.

1. Dean was circular bitching to everyone about me sleeping with his girlfriend!

2. (guy #1) Dude you shouldnt've slept with his girlfriend, man.
(guy #2) Why is that asshole circular bitching!

Circular Bitching by tomtom192 March 8, 2006

circular bin 

Euphemism for "garbage" (or possibly "recycling"). Usually used to refer to the location where your résumé winds up when they don't want to hire you.

Human-resources guy 1: Ugh, another pile of applications from undereducated high-schoolers with no job experience.
Human-resources guy 2: Don't worry about it, just file them in the circular bin.

circular bin by Dark Laith March 18, 2008