Invented in 1984 by a haggard carny. A corn dog with pieces of "Chronic" or weed dipped into the batter.

It is the only thing that you will ever eat that makes you MORE hungry after eating it.

Skyler was working the tilt-a-whirl. However, he was working the food booth before that and he ate six chron dogs.

He was hella toasted and forgot to stop the ride. Everybody hurled massive chucks.

Chron Dog by jdayrubadub April 26, 2010

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Chron-fucked.

Being in this sort of state at a party means that pretty much your a fucking king. Chron-fucked simply means that you are chronically fucked beyond belief. When your Chron-fucked you act normal, but you have no idea what your doing or what is going on around you. When you tell people you are 'Chron-fucked.' it means your on your level.

Guy 1 - 'Dude... im Chron-fucked..'

Guy 2 - 'Ah man.. YOU PARTY KING!! But seriously.. go sit in the corner before you turn into a chunder dragon.'

Chron-fucked. by Shillz. November 13, 2011

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chron flust

an event in which you were chronically flustered

I had a chron flust last night

chron flust by The Chron Flustinator October 29, 2007

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chron turismo

when ur high and u zone out while driving exceeding the speed limit by a vast number

ohh man phil u just did an 80 in a 40 mile zone "dude he cant hear you hes in chron turismo"

chron turismo by chris heedo June 12, 2008

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