Chow 

a lazy dumbass who usually sleeps for more than 12 hours a day, never goes to class, drinks more milk than a normal human being should, argues a lot, and loves to collect knives even though they will never be used

What a chow. I've never seen someone sleep so much

Chow by JB Smoove January 24, 2008

Chow 

Chinese person (gender varies) having a tendency to assemble click sounds as a substitute for using words when insulted or verbally defeated and masturbating at social gatherings. Can not speak English, but manages to maintain employment at the Buddha House, while keeping up with favorite hobbies such as "let's sack the chink" and smash bros (not very good). Sometimes mistaken for a bank. Steals hard drives. Tracy and Sarah.

Peter: "Are you going to the computer room for those hard drives?"
Daniel: "For sure. I'm going to pull off a Chow"

"Excuse me, but I would like to deposit 5$ from my Chow account"
"No probrem"

Chow by Mickey McGiligan April 28, 2008

chow 

premature nuggs.

"hey cheech lets CHOW DOWN!"

chow by hightimesRgoodtimes February 28, 2004

chow 

to do magical mushrooms/to trip on zoomers/to eat shrooms.

do you chow?
yeah man, i'm chowing right now! HOLY SHIT A UNICORN!

chow by swirlily July 10, 2009

chow 

An attractive female. Derived from the observation: Watch out or you're gonna get it in the arse.

"She's well chow", "I nailed this uber-chow last night",

chow by manzdem July 29, 2010

chow  

food, something edible,

gimme some chow to eat! i'm hungry!

chow by wolfy_13342 March 5, 2008

Chow 

Word used by military idiots who fail to distinguish between breakfast, lunch and dinner, and therefore summarize all three with the same word, in order not to confuse themselves.

Private Jones: "Hey, Gomez! You going to the chow hall?"
Private Gomez: "Yep, they got beef burritos today!"
Private Jones: "Gomez! Your a box of rocks"
Private Gomez: "Hoah!"

Chow by dominikandemon May 12, 2003