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When a man's penis is wider then its length, and not in the good way. Orinenated from early South Park episodes
Haha that lad has a chod!...unlucky
Chod by Cill-bert March 9, 2009
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chode choda chod chodus Chody chode mode Chodie chodesmoker chodey chodemonger
ewff look at that dog chod!

your homework is chod! {my teacher actually said this to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}
chod by Bida BANG August 21, 2006
sloppy, sandy mud often found on the beach

looks like sloppy poo
look edd theres a nice pile of chod, lets play chod stones.

chod stones: a game like beach bowls but stones are used instead of balls.
first you throw your jack stone into the chod from no less that 10m away, then you select your 3 chod stones (not to be any smaller than the palm of your hand) and then take it in tutns to throw your chod stones into the chod.
closest chod stone to the jack stone wins

invented by matt and edd
chod by matt dunford January 19, 2008
Late '80s 4-5 piece musical combo. Their ethos was that the purity of rock and roll music should be held held up as a burning torch to inspire the down-hearted. Rather in the manner of a shining star, their raw, upbeat music was used as a rallying point, calling together those rebels, outlaws and generally bad boys who fell outside the normal expectations of modern society. Their beer-drinking, hell-raising and rabble-rowsing lifestyle was copied, but rarely equalled.
However, their solar light burned out and their current wherabouts are unknown. But the Road to Heaven is lined with their memories......
"Tonight I'm going to party like a Chod"
"They were acting like utter Chods, wrecked the wedding and ended up in the cells"
Chod by Otis LIft January 13, 2009
That ain't puppy fat son, your just a fat chod arse
chod by Maddog August 21, 2006
in "the language" chod is a shortened version of dick or chode. a short fattened penis
suck a chod!
chod by none August 21, 2006