Celibate

Being celibate isn't the same thing as not getting to bathe or eat, it's not a punishment.

Being celibate, whether it's by choice or not, is not a punishment because sex isn't like food, you can keep going without it.

Celibate by The Original Agahnim August 19, 2021

Angry Celibate 

A guy who does the Angry Pirate, Angry Moose, or any other mean sex act, then finds that he can no longer get laid.

Angry Celibate: "I gave her an Angry Pirate, and she told all her friends and now there's not a girl in town who'll fuck me!"

Angry Celibate by Zoopy July 17, 2007

celebrate our differences 

an "anti-racism" video that contains racist jokes

American kid: we've got to celebrate our differences

*goes to China*
Chinese people: ching chong ching chong ching, ching chong ching chong chong
we've got to celebrate our differences

*goes to Africa*
African people: ooga booga du ooga booga duh
we've got to celebrate our differences

*goes to Mexico*
Mexican people: nacho taco chimichanga

American kid: because its beautiful when the whole world sings together
African person: ooga booga do booga do ooga donga
Chinese person: Ching ching chong ching chong
Mexican person: taco nacho nacho taco taco burrito

celebrate our differences by ooga booga do, ooga booga dong December 1, 2021

Celebation 

Lonely momentous occasion warranting an orgasm, but lacking a secondary participant.

"I got the new job. Too bad I don't know anyone in this town so I opened a bottle of wine, turned on some porn, and had my own celebation".

Celebation by PantsofCorn June 3, 2011

celebaketion 

a 'celebaketion' is much like a celebration. the main difference is that instead of using balloons, streamers, and the presence of your extended family to rejoice in an event, you use large amounts of marijuana. hence, the 'bake' in 'celebaketion'

person one: hey bro, today is thursday. shall we celebake?
person two: abso-fucking-lutely, let the celebaketion begin!

celebaketion by amandajo:D December 4, 2010

celibate slut 

A girl who is a virgin by choice, yet is popular for every other sexual act that lacks vaginal penetration.

You want a blowjob or an eyepopping threeway? GO buy Darla a burger, and tell her you agree. She's the coolest, most experienced celibate slut there is. Way cooler than regular sluts. BEST OF BOTH WORLDS!!

celibate slut by StillHere June 15, 2008

New Celibate 

Someone who has realized that sex is not worth the headache and is sick of the opposite sex. Someone who has realized that the opposite sex is never gonna love them. These people now vowel to be celibate from now on.

I'm so tired of the opposite sex, I'm going to New Celibate myself!

New Celibate by GingyStew December 30, 2011