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bourgeoisie

Another word for 'new money'. The real bourgeoisie were more middle class than new money, but the divide that separated the serfs from the bourgeoisie, nobility, clergy and royals was very large.
In pre-revolutionary France, the bourgeoisie were the lawyers and accountants, working for the aristocracy, clergy and monarch.
bourgeoisie by kung-fu jesus September 29, 2004

bourgeoisie

People with money. Live in the suburbs or in nice downtown condos.
I had to quit dating that bourgeoisie chick, I couldn't afford it.

That bourgeoisie kid in class just got a new BMW.
bourgeoisie by Joe Iron February 1, 2008

bourgeoister 

a pretentious bottle, frequently accompanied with or by an ostentaious label, of many dollar water; generally sourced at some exotic location, likely packaged in a hermetically sealed facility and often rumored to possess healing properties and/or subtle floral nuances.
Kawika: "Nykolas, fellow; gather yourself and collect for me 12 bottles of the finest bourgeoister at The Woodlands Market."

Nykolas: "Dearest Kawika, please express unto me the selection most suited to compliment your exquisite palette this morning."

Kawika: "Yes, well then, as it is; six of the Voss, four the San Faustino, three the Gerolsteiner, and another of that most recent presentation, you know, the stuff collected once anually at the base of the Fowashabash tree near the Kigali region in central Rwanda."

Nykolas: "Very well then! I shall commence to dispatch myself immediately!"

bourgeoisie

A class of wealthy Capitalists. Many of those within the bourgeoisie are convinced that they are better than people who differ from them, which is bullshit because no-one is better than anyone else.
If you think you are better than other people just because you have wealth, you do not deserve that wealth whatsoever and I hope you lose it for being so arrogant. You make other people feel bad, and the majority of homeless people actually deserve what you have because they are less horrible than you.
bourgeoisie by BadLieutenant September 5, 2004

Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie 

1972 movie by Luis Bunel in which a group of friends try to dinner together but can't because something odd always comes up.
"Hey this is the third time this week that we had to cancel getting together because somthing suddenly came up. It's just like that Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie movie"

bourgeoisie

they made the spies that operate as "birds" after Reagan killed them in 1986. The birds work for them, as far as we know, fulltime.
All of the birds died in 1986 due to Reagan killing them and replacing them with spies that are now watching us. The birds work for the bourgeoisie.
bourgeoisie by kermitdie August 13, 2019