take the beej 

To take the beej is when a guy realizes he has a girl at his place that he doesn't want there but whatever driving force got her there can't be stopped. The girl has to be such a miss match that he won't have sex with her, but he'll take the beej.

Most commonly, this scenario is a direct result of online dating or a drunk night at the bar.

Drew: "Yah she came over with a bottle of wine but didn't look anything like her pictures..."
Marc: "Did you take the beej?"
Drew: "I took the beej."

take the beej by tylerdurden44 June 19, 2010

beebeezeezee 

The name of a tall, long legged, stick girl that had no other idea for a name so she uses the beginning letters of her first and last name B and Z. Her spirit animal is a bee, she thinks she’s a bee, and always says buzz. Basically a horse girl, but a bee girl. She is very crazy and will scare you just by looking at her. Watch out if you ever hear someone say the name beebeezeezee because that means she could be in your school and once you’re friends with her, there’s no way to get away from her. If you hear anyone call her beebeezeezee .. you should call her that too with no excuses because that is the only name she will accept.

Guy: zayla
Beebeezeezee: ....

Guy : ZAYLA!
Beebeezeezee: .........
Guy: ugh Beebeezeezee!
Beebeezeezee: yes?

beebeezeezee by that’sonperiodtpooh October 15, 2019

Cashj Beej 

Casual Blow Job. Simple as that.

Dude, that skank I met last night hooked up a cashj beej!

Cashj Beej by bTreezy September 9, 2006

roast beefed 

(v.) 1.{literal} ~(ing) is the act of throwing a sandwich, commonly a roast beef sandwich (in a plastic sandwich bag) at an unsuspecting passer-by. 2.{general} to be ~ is to be unsuspectingly attacked, defeated, or rendered into a humiliating situation.

1.
Dude.. did you hear? Will Roast Beefed this random choir dude in the hall.

2.
Shoaib: Aww no that was my last life...
Miranda: YOU JUST GOT RAOST BEEFED!

3.
Parsons: {playing Killer Bunnies} AHHHH I just got Roast Beefed!

roast beefed by Ap Physics May 16, 2006

teaser beejer 

Just the tip, just a little bit, in the mouth, somewhere south. The art of fellatio with out bringing the man to climax.

Justin from Team America was very frusturated when Heavy H from the Blue team gave him a teaser beejer in the bathroom at the bar after kickball on Sunday.

teaser beejer by Better the Wetter December 15, 2008

beegeezums 

The funnest word in the world to say!

It is so fun to say beegeezums!

beegeezums by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017

Proper Beej 

A blowjob from a topless female while on her knees. Male can be standing or sitting. Ball play must occur, at least with the hand if not the mouth while the other hand is engaged on the shaft. The finale should be either taken on the face, tits, or swallowed.

*Note – it is not a proper beej if sex follows, that is just foreplay

Male one: "How did things go last night?" Male two: "She gave me a proper beej." Male one: "Nice."

Proper Beej by John Fontain May 16, 2011