Asstastic 

Asstastic is a combination of "Ass" and "Fantastic." Was created as a satire of all words that ironically mean "excellent," such as cool, wicked, tight, gnarly and sick.

"I just saw Sin City! It was Asstastic!"

Asstastic by Heather M. May 6, 2005

asstastic 

an ass that's better than an ass

whoa, that ass, is asstastic!

dude what's that mean?

It means that's not a normal ass! ITS BETTER

asstastic by kelsxoxogiggles November 14, 2010

Asstastic 

The opposite of fantastic.

"You really did an asstastic job there, Billy"

Asstastic by Anonymous September 30, 2003

asstastrophy

Explosive,uncontrollable diarrhea erupting at a very inconvenient time and/or place.

I was shopping and almost had an asstastrophy!

asstastrophy by Thigh crapper June 8, 2016

Asstasterrific 

A beautiful woman's ass that tastes terrific or looks like it would.

Dude, that chick from last night sat on my face and her booty was asstasterrific!!

Asstasterrific by HU$$TLER July 10, 2010

asspaste 

The pastey shit you take after eating mexican or indian food. Sometime collets on back of toilets and takes many many flushes to be washed away..sometimes also taking many many showers to be washed away from your in betweens.

1. Man this hobo smells like asspaste.
2. While traveling in europe i had many cases of asspaste.

asspaste by emoney1234 December 25, 2007

hairy assmaster 

The North American version or the Harry Assmaster.

1. When a sexually frustrated male college student takes sexual advantage of male dorm/flat mates while they are passed out from excessive partying. This usually involves anal probing of the unsuspecting victim.The distinction between the hairy assmaster and the Harry Assmaster is derived from the tendency that North Americans are unable to pronounce the name 'Harry'. Extensive British studies indicate that 87.5% of North American college students studying in the United Kingdom mispronounce the name Harry as 'Hairy'.
2. A closet homosexual
3. An assmaster

North American: "You are such a hairy assmaster"
British colleague: "It's 'Harry';not 'hairy' you stupid American. Now drop your pants"

hairy assmaster by crunchbitemsc November 4, 2011