There's a condom behind that bookshelf 

Joke about children's attitude towards sex and lack of practical knowledge or reading skills.

Kid A: There's a condom behind that bookshelf.


Kid B: What's a bookshelf?

There's a condom behind that bookshelf by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

there's a midget in the basement 

having a tiny penis.

girl #1: Hey, how was your date with Jim?

girl #2: Not good. There's a midget in the basement.

there's a midget in the basement by Tessie H. October 11, 2010

natalie and charlie sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g

cha cha and Natalie love each other so very much

haha, Natalie and Charlie sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g ahahah

natalie and charlie sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g by big changes June 20, 2021

"there's a bat in da cave"

It is what you tell someone near a group of people that a booger in their nose is visible without letting anyone else know.

When we were talking in line, I noticed that Louis had a big ass booger in his nose, so I said to him as I slightly pointed at my nose, "There's a bat in da cave". Then he secretly picked his nose with a napkin.

"there's a bat in da cave" by Tugboats June 11, 2006

if there's a pink, there's a way

this is what your officemates says when they are not in the right state of mind, and just think about pink..

officemate 1: i'm looking for a pink tumbler, but i can't find one..

officemate 2: no worries, if there's a pink, there's a way..

if there's a pink, there's a way by chi joy babz rain pat April 28, 2011

there’s a shark in the water 

An Australian exclamation of surprise.

Bruce: Yeah, sí I just broke up with my gf.
Hugh: There’s a shark in the water!

there’s a shark in the water by Sheev the Senate February 17, 2019

There’s a fine line between ass and grapes 

It’s just something they say

Someone says anything and you respond “ well you know what they say... there’s a fine line between ass and grapes”

There’s a fine line between ass and grapes by Just a guy saying things August 2, 2019