like a cow lookin' at a new gate 

Bewilderment, shock and disbelief.

Well, I was minding my own business, like a cowboy does.

This girl walked up and I told her I knew what color her underwear was.

She looked at me "like a cow lookin' at a new gate".

like a cow lookin' at a new gate by Ellynjen June 27, 2009

Go click a cow 

An interjection of angry dismissal. Used to tell someone to go away, with an implication of strong impatience and disgust.

Derived from the cult Facebook game Cow Clicker.

Rosewitha kept sending me these damned FarmVille invitations, so I finally told her to go click a cow.

Go click a cow by saladandwaffles January 18, 2011

couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo

Phrase usually used to describe a sub-standard football player whose shooting ability leaves a lot to be desired.A variation on the classic phrase:"Couldn't hit a barn door from 10 paces".

"That Morientes fellow appears to be a waste of money.He couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo."

couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo by J Strummer September 6, 2006

having a cow 

being extreamly stressed and pissed off

'chill man, don't have a cow'

having a cow by gib March 19, 2004

have a cow 

As in when a person will be extremely upset, angry, or suprised about something

Bob: Hey, did you hear about how Fred's house got bulldozed over while he was on vacation?

Joe: Yeah, he's going to have a cow when he finds out!

have a cow by AlmostNinja October 28, 2010

have a cow 

To completely and utterly flip the fuck out.

Mary really had a cow when she came home from work early caught me sticking it to her twin sister indabutt over the kitchen counter. Typical woman, always overreacting.
(have a cow)

have a cow by Nick D October 21, 2005

to have a cow

inf. to overreact disproprionate to the situation at hand.

1a. "When my sister found me screwing her friend Becky on her bed, she had a cow."

1b. "Is she kissing him dude? I'm about to bash his &*%ing face in!"
"Don't have a cow man. Let the slore ride."

to have a cow by redgyul September 24, 2004