Corey is a speeky twat

Corey likes to touch himself in a elderly home.

Corey is a speeky twat cumed over the old men

Corey is a speeky twat by Big balls McGhee March 2, 2017

Pulling a Corbyn 

Telling someone your taking them out and changing your mind last minute,

I told the misses I was going to take her for a nice meal on her birthday for months but I don't fancy it so I'm pulling a Corbyn and staying in instead.

Pulling a Corbyn by Nelderd November 9, 2019

Pulling a Corbyn 

Going into a task with unwarranted confidence and bravado and falling flat on your face.

"I can build this ikea wardrobe in a hour" 4 hours later as you have a mental breakdown you think to yourself "Im pulling a Corbyn, should have just paid for the assembly service".

Pulling a Corbyn by Bojo1 January 15, 2020

a corbyn 

A corbyn is someone who is a leader of the UK Labour Party and is a fucking no.1 twat.

“You see that over there”

“Yeah”
“That’s a Corbyn”
“Fucking no.1 twat that is”
“Oh”

a corbyn by Stayout February 27, 2019

perform a core dump 

Originating from IT roots, where it also refers to a less than pleasant prospect, to "perform a core dump" (in some marginally civilized, yet uncouth circles of urbanity) refers to the process of laboriously evacuating one's bowels - usually resulting in a hefty pile and dispersed shrapnel all over the porcelain scooter.

Dang, man! Did you have to come and perform a core dump at MY possy?!

To the mall security guard: "Dude, where's the jazz?! I urgently need to perform a core dump, or I might embarrass the shoppers!

perform a core dump by nafi November 5, 2007

Rebel without a core 

A person that after eating an apple, discards the core in any place other than a bin.

Jim: "Why is there an apple core on my desk?"

John: "Frank left it there. He's a rebel without a core."

Rebel without a core by Suburban Pricktionary June 5, 2013

Doing a Codey Sharp

to be pushed out of a second story window

"he's just doing a Codey Sharp"

Doing a Codey Sharp by salmonella14 March 8, 2019