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High;the cause and affect of some good weed.
That Blueberry bud had me zoning last night.
zoning by sam November 7, 2003
Related Words
Zooing zooming zoning Zooping Zooning zooting Zoing Zoning out Zoeing Zoinga

Twilight Zoning 

Used to describe someone who may be "tripping" and/or "bugging".
Person 1: Hey did you say yes to Smelly Larry when he asked you to prom?

Person 2: What?! Helllll no! You must be twilight zoning!
the act of staring into space, lost in your own little world.
Neil was zoning all durring class until the teacher yelled at him.
zoning by Spotlite April 28, 2004
The act of holding a conference call using the Zoom app during the Coronavirus pandemic
Mom: Son, go outside, it's warm.
Son: I can't, Mom. I'm Zooming with my physics class
Zooming by Licensed_Nerd March 25, 2020

Pre-Zoning 

A way of saying 'watching porn' in front of your parents
Mum:What are you doing tonight?
Son: Pre-Zoning!
Mum: oh... thats nice...(WTF is that?)

Brother-Zoning 

The act of putting someone in the Brother Zone, a deeper version of the Friend Zone.
Dude - Bro, you should totally date her
Bro - Dude, I can't
Man - Bro, you friend-zoned or something?
Bro - Nah Man, She's Brother-Zoning me

RIP Bro
1997-2018
Brother-Zoning by THATCARRGUYyt January 28, 2018