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Witties by Risotto Nero August 30, 2020

shit-witted

Descriptive term for a person of below average intellect, may be used as a preface for other descriptors ie 'You're acting like a shit-witted howler monkey'
1 Go Scrobble a Goat ya shit-witted fucking moron
2 You drive like a shit-witted slug
3 Your shit-witted friend bores me to death
shit-witted by pdiggitydawg July 30, 2011

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WitteDorp by Witte papa November 13, 2017
The state of being reached by spending years being hyper-intellectual, socially anxious, misanthropic, and amateurishly scientifically educated.

People in this state believe they have found a neutral and realistic state if being because they are pop-science fanatics and highly pompous. The often cite "science" as an explanation for any phenomena and happily denounce the existence of God or religion as a personal thrill rather than intellectual discourse.

Their lives are often very cold and antisocial and they seem to get along better with computers than people and only let science to their doorstep,meaning they don't exercise, practice good hygiene, or maintain decent social relations for the betterment of their mental health.

It should be noted that these individuals are not autistic but are occasionally mistaken for those on the spectrum. A witted individual must have originally had regular outlook and habits but regressed into a state of wittedness.

The word is an ironic indicator of idiocy marked by the fact that the individual lacks wit and therefore is clouded by a compulsive desire to express their wit and partake is mainstream societal standards of intelligence.
"Why does Kyle keep posting covid vaccine articles on facebook"
"Ever since he got out of highschool and got isolated with his video games he became a little witted"
witted by tabegipocu August 30, 2021

numb witted

A person whom is of lesser inteligence. Usually used along the words Fool or Plebian
Me (an intellectual): All you plebians are so numb witted.

Beef-Witted 

Someone stupid, dumb, or dull. e.g; little sisters
The person who doesn't approve this word is beef-witted.
Beef-Witted by Leroop December 15, 2021