Wal-creature

Wal-creatures are known mainly for their bizarre behavior and "plumage" (e.g. Mullets/femullets, tails, shirts with colorful expletives, butts hanging out, year-round Halloween costumes, tight, colorful stretch pants on those who have no business wearing them).

There are many sub species of them such as the hambeasts (obese people using the electric scooters meant for disabled people), skunks (people who haven't bathed in ages and you can smell them at 20 paces), baby-factories (the ones with six screaming brats under 10), silver-back gorillas (hairy guys).

These people also have "pets" to accompany them and often they're not the fuzzy, cuddly kind. Goats are the most common along with raccoons, and snakes.

Like most animals, you don't bother them and they won't bother you (usually) because God knows what these "animals" are capable of and it's not a pretty sight....

The vast majority (90%) of Wal-mart shoppers are nice normal people there to shop for grocieries or pick something up. The remaining 10% just happen to be Wal-creatures.

Wal-creature by Laurel Scarlett Katrina March 5, 2011

Wal-Mart Version 

Term used to describe an uglier doppelgänger.

Kayla: I'm tired of being mistaken for Snooki!
Mike: If it's any consolation, she's the Wal-Mart version of you...

Wal-Mart Version by Guttertron June 9, 2017

wal-rus 

an overweight Wal-Mart shopper so weird looking that his/her picture ends-up on the internet

When you've worked here a while, you'll learn to identify the deferent breeds of wal-rus.

wal-rus by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ January 20, 2010

Wal-Martyred 

when a former wal-mart employee could not get anywhere(careerwise) while working their.

hey joe..i feel sorry for jimbob over their because he doesn't give big bertha(hr at walmart) greasy head for a better career or postition at wal-mart. he must be Wal-Martyred. joe is wondering what that yellow stuff is comeing out of his penis!!

Wal-Martyred by blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! July 21, 2009

wal-mart switcheroo

Verb. The joyous occassion where you stumble upon a sheet of wal-mart price stickers that some wal-mart idiot employee leaves unattended. Once this price sticker sheet treasure has been found you now have the ability to change prices of any item in the store.

guy 1: dude, check it out! a price sticker sheet some retard employee left in the tools department!

guy 2: sweet! let's pull a good ol' fashioned wal-mart switcheroo and go put these $7.88 price stickers on every single bike on the rack and watch people stampede all over each other like it's some kind of black friday special.

wal-mart switcheroo by himminy hoohah March 19, 2009

wal-mart 

a place of terror and fear, a conspiracy, where sick angry mothers bring their children as a cruel form of punishment.

"darling, we're going to wal-mart"
"NOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

wal-mart by deejaylovesmaddie December 27, 2009

Wal-Fart 

The ever present smell that seems to ooze from certain aisles of Wal-Mart; it has an undetermined source but is constant and varies in degree of stank.

It's unable to be hidden long by cheap spray bottle cleaners that the blue-vested zombies employed by the story apply to the various areas of the store.

Myke: "Hey Dribble; I am not sure if it's the bologna that smells like a Wal-Fart; or that 350 pound lady in the moo moo 5 feet in front of us. What do you think?"

Dribble: "I think it's that redneck with the mullet and the yellow stained tank top on the next row over; buying Keystone Beer."

Wal-Fart by TylerTurdenouski May 15, 2010