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Vagizness 

Vaginal business
Issues relating to the vagina
I need to visit the gynecologist to discuss my vagizness.
Vagizness by Nyarkowa May 3, 2019

Vaginese 

A dialect of every language, spoken exclusively by women for the sole purpose of confusing and frustrating men, with the end goal of attaining what all women want: money and attention. This counterintuitive speech always has a covert meaning and motive behind it, and when not immediately interpreted correctly, it will result in extreme bitchiness. This bitchiness can only be satisfied by material possessions of great value, and listening to incessant nonsensical and illogical woman-bullshit.
"I don't know, whatever you want."
"I told you already, it's ok with me."
"Honestly, you don't need to do this."
"does this make me look _______?"
"Oh, nothing. Nevermind."
"You do trust me, don't you?"
Vaginese by i like gangster rap. September 25, 2004
ex. Where are the Vagines tonight?

ex. Are you stilll going out with that Vagine?

ex. Dude, you're all about the Vagines.

ex. I would like to purchase this Vagines magnet
Vagines by Vagines March 2, 2009

Vaginese 

The act of performing Cunnilingus... IE "eating out" "Muff Diving" etc..
Damn... I ate me some vaginese last night and I think they cooked it too close to the fish...
Vaginese by Mbigger February 5, 2010

vaginese chicken 

that nips vaginese chicken was as tight as virgin butthole
Combination of Royal Highness and Steve Vai, used about guitarists who performed brilliantly!
Damn it Jake that was truely amazing you Vainess!
Vainess by KONXJake October 16, 2008