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When someone botches a special occasion on you worse than a back alley coat hanger abortion.
My whole family tylered me for my F**king birthday.
Tylered by Idon Likeu Etall October 12, 2022

tapered jeans 

An attempt to create a happy medium between disco-era bell-bottoms and New-Wave spandex that failed miserably. They are usually high-waisted, full-seated, and quite narrow at the ankle (their character trait). Still sold in stores like Wal-Mart, Mervyns and Kohls and worn mostly by suburban moms who don't watch Desperate Housewives or Sex in the City.
Oh look honey, those tapered jeans show off your keds.
tapered jeans by Jonathan Carmona September 19, 2008
Tto be proven to have more awesomeness.
Tyler Tyler Tylered Tyler's Tyler.
tylered by cputj October 28, 2008
Combination of tired and hyper meaning to be dead tired, yet surprisingly hyper at the same time
It's 3:27 AM and I'm feeling pretty tipered. What about you?
tipered by Someone July 10, 2003
When you are so waisted that anything you say has little meaning and purpose, and most words in the sentence have no correllation to the purpose of the sentence.
"Man, John is making no sense, its like he has no clue what hes talking about ." "oh he's totally Tylered bro."
Tylered by Aero Mcarius October 5, 2017
When someone always manages to fuck something up no matter what it is that they are doing and often can break the same thing after you have it fixed numerous times.
I can’t believe you Tylered your Polaris again.
Tylered by DragonFan247 September 14, 2019