The feeling of sexual attraction towards a young jewish male with the following: perfect kippah placement, visible tzitzit, the skills to read Torah well, a beautiful davening voice, and a good shuckel.
Note: these characteristics in excess may lead to a lack of attraction. It's about quality, not quantity.
You see that boychick with perfect kippah placement? I'm feeling some major TTO.
a Detroit based gang, headquartered on Linwood also known as "The Take Over". So far, reports have said that this gang has been limited to a certain family that shall not be named. Most TTO members live on Linwood. This is also a gang that accepts members under the age of 18. It is said that this gang enjoys spending money, petty theft, welfare fraud, and for having knockoff designer clothes that they usually buy from Freddy at the corner across from Bob's Pizza. TTO has a long-standing rivalry with LRG (not the clothing label).
TTO James: Free TTO Ace!
LRG Frieda: TTO, that gang who commits welfare fraud and gets their Trues from Freddy?! You rep them?!
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*