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Trubulation

The act of counting votes in 2020 when a president fabricates the tabulation of votes because of a losing game plan resulting in Tribulation
Is not necessary to count votes in America in 2020 because of the trubulation that is nearing said the Russian czar.

tubulation 

n. A happy state in which operative team jubilation occurs because the patient's trachea has been filled by a plastic cylinder conveying anaesthetic gases ... and oxygen.

.........................
Finally! Tubulation has been achieved and Daniel can start composing ribald pimple limericks.

"Daniel's needle created a dimple
The size of a Saturday pimple.
The nurse said, "Are you blind?"
Dan replied, "I don't mind!
I've got two doctorates but I'm simple."
tubulation by gnostic3 August 17, 2023

Turdlationship

When you poop in a toilet and then, without flushing, your friend or loved one poops directly on top of it. The mingling if the two poops cements the relationship.
I've got a really solid thing going with Brad, it's a serious turdlationship.
Turdlationship by JayJay72 January 23, 2022

Premature Tabulation

1. Accidentally pressing the space bar.

2. Transmitting an unintended message by accidentally pressing the space bar.

3. Insulting your friend with an unintentional response to their status update because you didn't realize facebook changed the format for entering text without the need to press the "enter" button. And to make a new paragraph, you have to hold the shift key + space.
I prematurely tabulated when responding to my friend's facebook status by typing what I would really like to say but shouldn't and transmitted the unintended message by accidentally bumping the space bar. I dislike premature tabulation!

weapons of mas turbation 

Something the Prez always talks about but never gets
They know that Iraq have these weapons... Personally I think its a big wank.
weapons of mas turbation by fatty August 21, 2003

premature tabulation

1. Accidentally pressing the space bar.

2. Transmitting an unintended message by accidentally pressing the space bar.

3. Insulting your friend with an unintentional response to their status update because you didn't realize facebook changed the format for entering text without the need to press the "enter" button. And to make a new paragraph, you have to hold the shift key + space.
I committed premature tabulation when responding to my friend's facebook status by typing what I would really like to say but shouldn't and transmitted the unintended message by accidentally bumping the space bar.