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turned 19 in Poland 

This phrase stems from a tweet where Polish people are tested to see if they can "serve" for the military once they turn 19.

However in pop culture, especially on Stan Twitter, this phrase is based on the slang meaning of "serve," which means to deliver your best confident impression, or in other words, to "slay," "deliver," or "eat."
Ariana turned 19 in Poland when she released no tears left to cry
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turned 19 in poland 

turning 19 in poland means that you ate. the meaning behind this is when you turn 19 in poland, you have to take a test to see if your fit for the military. what does the military do? serve the country, the key word being serve.
oh girl that outfit ATEEEE, you just turned 19 in poland.
what woodwinds never are
a: how did you like the concert? i sounded great right?
b: no you werent in tune you dumbass
in tune by ferrousfermion December 8, 2022

just turned 19 in Poland 

A reference to the age that men in Poland are when they have to be medically assessed to serve in the military. Used online to describe how someone served the utmost cunt.
"Did you see Charli XCX at Coachella?"
"Yes b*tch, she just turned 19 in Poland 😍"

just turned 19 in poland 

turning 19 in poland = serving in the military this has been turned into a way to tell someone they’re serving, eating, cunty, or just look hot
girl 1: “oo period you just turned 19 in poland
girl 2: “thanks so much queen

dibs aren't in tune 

To have money. If the dibs are in tune, it means you're flush and can go raise hell etc - conversely, if the dibs aren't in tune, it means you're skint.
Bertie: What ho old chap. Are you coming to tea?
Corky: 'Fraid I can't mate - the dibs aren't in tune this month. I'll have to hit up my Uncle Worple for some cash.
dibs aren't in tune by isntit November 21, 2011

Happier than a opossum in a turned over trash can.

When April saw Josh's meaty German Sausage, she was happier than a opossum in a turned over trash can.