Definitions by ferrousfermion

theoretical 

the thing your girlfriend is

1: did you hear about robert's new girlfriend?

2: you mean his theoretical girlfriend

theoretical by ferrousfermion August 27, 2025

in tune 

what woodwinds never are

a: how did you like the concert? i sounded great right?
b: no you werent in tune you dumbass

in tune by ferrousfermion December 8, 2022