When you shit so much it accumulates in a tower form then, when separating from your anus, it falls and slaps your nut sack before collapsing in the water.
Dirk: Bro, oh no! Did you hear about Gil? He paid the stripper to have sex with him at the bachelor party last weekend, but then surprise! Her lawyer appeared like outta nowhere and started destroying his asshole from behind. It was complete devastation.
Steven: Oh shit, he got Trump Towered? Awful, do you know what his recovery will be like?
"Republican chicks are crazy bro!" "Oh yea, how so??" "Well, one moment their telling me to go back to where I camee from, the next moment Im giving them a Trump Tower!"
To Trump: We are proud to announce we have paid $6,666,666 in taxes (more then your "clever" payment of just $750!) to build Trump Tower 2! The picture added is the entrance. Upon reaching it, you go inside down the pits of hell- I mean the "subway" to the luxurious tower! Address is 666 Hellhole Boulevard, Satan City, Underworld.
We invite Trump, Melania, and all people who let Trump "grab their pussies"!
Donald Tramp- I mean Trump: Hey, can we go to Trump Tower 2? I need to go grab more pussy- I mean grab- err, adopt a puppy!
Melania Trump: Yes, my sugar da- I mean Rapi- I mean Trumpy! *Blushes cUtElY*
A special service, offered only in the Penthouse of Trump Tower, wherein the high rolling V.I.P. can be pissed on, all night long, by gorgeous Russian prostitutes who have special visas allowing them to be here just for this.