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tinder fishing 

The activity of catch and release dating on tinder.

Technique involves right swiping multiple people and use of lures such as a dynamic profile combined with sexy, fun pictures to match and catch a date.

Once caught and after a brief encounter, the date is released and returned to the dating pool.
He/She hit a rare grand slam while tinder fishing and reeled in 3 dates in 24h.
tinder fishing by tacogirl.com April 1, 2017
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Patron Ticket 

When betting on sporting matches, a series of bets that when combined on one ticket will total signifcant winnings with a minimal bet. After winning such a ticket, a round of Patron shots could be easily purchased without worry of the cost.
"I could win $875 on my $3 bet with this Patron Ticket. All I need now is for the Royals to beat the A's by 2 runs or more."

"When I win my Patron Ticket, I'm gonna buy a round of Patron for everyone. All the haters, however, will get a Patron shot in the eye"
Patron Ticket by Nips Gurunt June 13, 2009

tinder storming 

When you sit on tinder (or any other dating app) for hours to meet lots of prospective dates in the hope that some will actually meet you in person.
Dude, Jeremy went tinder storming last night and got three dates.
tinder storming by Octagon8 January 27, 2016

half a ticket 

A 'ticket' is slang for 1 million dollars. Thus, half a ticket would be worth $500,000. Pretty pricey.
She in da murda biness, got half a ticket on her wriss
half a ticket by Willnatl May 22, 2014
A dating app in which 95% of the guys are looking for casual sex or nudes to jack off to, and 95% of the girls are either looking for bae or just want to make friends... resulting in pretty much consistent disappointment and frustration for both parties...

Kinda like real life
*Dude matches with girl*
Dude: "Hey wanna meet up?"
Girl: "You worthless pig, I'm not just on Tinder for hookups, I'm here to have valuable conversation and try to find Mr. Right"
Dude: *unmatched* "Well, better luck next time"
Tinder by JakeTheSnake5 March 27, 2015

tickety tack

A term popularized by Project Runway's Christian Siriano, and later spoofed on SNL. It's just an exaggerated way of saying something is tacky.
"You are a tickety tack tranny hot mess out of control super tranny from transylvania who is not apologizing for it!"
tickety tack by Niiiiiiic April 17, 2008

Tinder Thot 

A female/male who adds their bank account on their tinder as a reason to exploit horny older men for money and then to just ghost them after.
George: Whoa how did you get $5400
Susan: Oh I added my bank account as a joke, and this horny 50-year-old gave me it.
George: Oh, did you message him or respond.
Susan: Ew I don't like old men, ewwwww
George: So you are a Tinder Thot