bible thumping

Verb: the act of relentlessly promoting Christian religious ideas in atempt to convince people to turn towards Christainity as their religoin.

"You now Frank, with Jesus on your side you will surelly conquer your drug addiction," said Joe.

"Will you quit your bible thumping!" roared Frank.

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Hot Thumping

When one's heart is breaking into a thousand delicate, yet beautiful sakura petals, scattered on the bittersweet wind of lost love.

My heart... it's... hot thumping... come back to me... please... I'll... never forget you... dot dot dot...

Hot Thumping by 6of1 February 27, 2009

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The process of spending large quantities of time looking up and reading bible passages on the Internet.

Fran, I wish you would stop e-thumping and get back to work!

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Anal insertion of crystal meth said to increase sexual pleasure of anal sex.

Before taking it up the butt I decided to go potato thumping in order to distract myself from his small weiner.

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Overly bothersome while another tries to accomplish something.

Back off me son, stop dick thumping, I'm trying to ask the question, but you're all up on me

Dick Thumping by Pa-ool August 23, 2016

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My bible-thumping neighbors go to church every day and say "jesus" twice every 10 seconds

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action: a game girls play at parties where they try to fuck as many fat guys as they can before the end of the night.

me and veronica were at that party last night, and she won our game of jelly thumping.

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