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Dig a hole in the sand 

Every young male beach goer needs to know this! When looking at attractive females in bikinis sometimes you get a half chub. Sometimes a raging chub if you haven't recently cranked one out. The trick is you lay stomach down and dig a trench for your Johnson. This will effectively conceal your erection at the beach.
Male 1: "Hey bro, look at these fine as bitties in their bikinis! Its giving me rigor mortis in my pecker."

Male 2: "I'm gonna dig a hole in the sand haha."

Male 1: "Shit thats a good idea! Imma do the same."

Dig up in the rib 

To rearrange someone’s guts. To fuck real hard
“Taking bae back to my place gonna dig up in the rib”
Dig up in the rib by Sp1404 June 17, 2023

I can dig some grease while chompin' on some buns and draggin' through the garden 

Phrase meaning "I'll have the fish"
Flight Attendant: What can I get for you, sir?

Man: I can dig some grease while chompin' on some buns and draggin' through the garden.

Flight Attendant: I'm sorry, we're all out of fish...

dig a ditch and pop in it the toaster 

The act of Anal sex.
George had always wanted to experiment with his wife, so he dug a ditch and popped it in the toaster

Go dig a hole with the chickens 

To kill ones self

checking the digits 

v. Thorough and generally spontaneous inspection of one's fingers.
Aristotle: "Why is Socrates looking at his fingers?"
Plato: "Man, he's just checking the digits, ain't nothing wrong with that."