Teed up 

Synonym of turned up
Used to say someone is high or used to say someone’s good like he turned up his game of basketball

“Bro hit the j and teed up”
“He’s teed up on the field he’s the best in the state”

Teed up by Conjury March 24, 2021

teed up 

When a woman is on her knees with her chest on the bed awaiting your penetration.

Tammy was so hot, all teed up and waiting on me.

teed up by heathepw April 28, 2009

Seed Teed 

The act of cumming on your sexual partners tee shirt. This usually is performed during a quickie, whilst the female is partially or fully dressed, and when no protection is used.

Guy 1: Dude! I was fucking my girl in her driveway last night at 9 pm. She was wearing really short shorts so i just pulled that shit to the side and went to town! She wrapped her legs around me, put her feet on my calves and her ass against her BMW. I didn't have a condom, and she isn't on birth control yet, so when i knew i was gonna come, I pulled out and sprayed my whole load on her Hollister shirt. Those shits cost like 40 bucks.

Guy 2: Wow, you totally Seed Teed that hoe.

Guy 1:Yeah, and the best part is she had to walk back inside past her parents to change. I bet my boys were shining bright under all that lighting in her fucking kitchen.

Seed Teed by rosszUSAfiu November 10, 2009

Golden-Teed

Akin to the “golden shower”; the act of urinating on a friend, acquaintance or lover, when angry/upset/ or in a fight as in “teed off”.

After heavy drinking and insulting everyone at her party, Kim passed out. She was then golden-teed by everyone present.

Golden-Teed by Inmown Werdz June 25, 2008

L-Teed 

A tapping of one's shoulder by the Pastor of Liberty Tabernacle when a person joins the church

"You've just been L-Teed (lt'd)

L-Teed by Liberty Tabernacle member November 11, 2008

Teedy 

An endeared Aunt. A word people from New Orleans called their loving Aunts.

Hey Teedy!

I love my Teedy!!
Teedy, can you pick me up from school today?

Teedy by VisionsOfBeauty504 August 31, 2018

teedo 

when you say "Tea Though" quickly, a statement of agreement

Robbie: Have you seen the new Ru Paul's Drag Race episode? Sasha Velour was a hot mess.
Jan: Teedo.

teedo by zumbah September 10, 2018