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the act of being drunk, inebriated, stoned, on drugs, or anything of that matter.

Fucked
I'm so teed right now.

Those xany's teed me.
by South County Lords October 15, 2008
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to get royally fucked beyond recognition

see also "Friggity fucked"
hey Nate, let's get fuckin' teed before we go to dinner tonight.
by t-box April 26, 2003
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A person who drags their teeth on a man's penis while performing fellatio (blowjob).
Man, that girl last night was a real teeds.
by Chachi69 March 11, 2009
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