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the act of being drunk, inebriated, stoned, on drugs, or anything of that matter.

Fucked
I'm so teed right now.

Those xany's teed me.
by South County Lords October 15, 2008
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to get royally fucked beyond recognition

see also "Friggity fucked"
hey Nate, let's get fuckin' teed before we go to dinner tonight.
by t-box April 26, 2003
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A person who drags their teeth on a man's penis while performing fellatio (blowjob).
Man, that girl last night was a real teeds.
by Chachi69 March 11, 2009
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A sex goddess, who is good at everything, all the boys want her and all the girls want to BE her! she is the envy of all humans, she has wikid dark eyes, be careful
Shit TEEDS IS FUCKIN HOT!
by Alexa Fierce March 10, 2009
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