Double Tarting

When you eat both Pop Tarts at the same time, one on top of the other. Usually done to save time.

John: "Are you double tarting it right now?"
Mary: "Yeah, man, I like to eat quick."

Double Tarting by J$wag May 9, 2013

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Skank-tasting

The sexual act of a person going down on a skank after a night of drinking.

Skank-tasting can be hazardous to your health.

I have a bad taste in my mouth after a night of skank-tasting.

Skank-tasting by A-Cup Skank September 4, 2019

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Tafting • tasting the rainbow • tating • Taffing • tofting • tartingles • tasting mint • tatting • Taxting • trafting

Dick tating

When someone wants to be a control trip asshole and is a dick... or cunt and does things to manipulatively control everything you do ... usually done by using therapeutic verbiage and ways as if you are in a rehab setting

I was trying to live my own life and this bitch was Dick tating to me how to live my life.

Dick tating by Bettiex page October 17, 2019

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tartingles

feeling intense embarrassment for someone else.

When someone does something so pathetically embarrassing that you would not be human if it didn't embarrass you just through your proximity to the situation.

It is especially potent when you witness this embarrassing act.

Gaby, did you just see that poor girl trip on a banana and impale herself on a hooker's spiky boot?. . . I have such tartingles!

tartingles by professor Quinta December 1, 2006