&totse 

Updated Web version of the defunct & Temple of The Screaming Electron dial up BBS, originally part of the Nirvana net.

I'm going on &TOTSE to flame and get pwned, Coolest!

&totse by Crazed Loner February 2, 2008

Totse.info 

The official successor to the original TOTSE. The website is near enough an exact replica of the original, with a large section of informative text files, a BBS with many of the original &T members, and an IRC channel. The website, BBS and even the IRC are always improving, with members and staff working in collaboration to restore the originalities of &T, bringing a once epic community back to life. Viva la TOTSE!

Regular guy: What is the official successor to the original TOTSE?

Totsean: Totse.info !

Totse.info by totse . info August 16, 2010

Figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser 

A british nickname for a fire diamond.
A joke first made by salm O'nella acadamy.

Oi ya twat watch out for that box with the figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser

Figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser by A witty twit August 10, 2019

totes retar 

The most vacuous, stone-brained way to say "totally retarded" - totes retar the word is in fact, totes retar.

Annoying White Chick 1: Oh gawd Sheila, the way Amanda wore pink and green together to prom was totes retar.
Annoying White Chick 2: Totally, gross, totes retar.

totes retar by Crunching on Gravel October 29, 2017

Totes Malotes

Totally bad ass!

The phrase is a combination of totes, which is a truncated way of saying "totally" and malote, which is Chicano slang for "bad ass." It was popularized and possibly originated from the animated science fiction show “Rick and Morty”, created by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon for Adult Swim. It's used by Rick Sanchez in Episode 4 of the first season, M. Night Shaym-Aliens!

Rick and Morty steal processor chips from the intergalactic scammers called the Zigerions and make a getaway in one of their escape pods.....

Rick Sanchez: Totes Malotes Dawg!

Totes Malotes by Doctor Felony August 9, 2016

Totes Bro

Totally bro.
The more awesome version of "Cool Story Bro"

Use it. It's a thing now.

"Hey dude did you see the size of those tampons?"
"Totes bro. They look like they could fit up a walrus."

"Totes bro"
"Stop saying that! Do you know how annoying it is?"
"Totes bro."

Totes Bro by Totesbro January 20, 2012

for totes ser 

For totes ser is an abbreviation for totally serious. The for is unnecessary, it simply rolls off the tongue.

Let's say you approach me with a question such as: "Jon, did you shoot that hoe?" Then I would respond "Why yes Jake... I'm for totes ser." As in I am being (for) totally serious.

for totes ser by Jon Shields September 10, 2006