rise 'n' shining 

a term for when you drunkenly bring home from pub/club/party a hot date, but in the morning your date looks like an apparition from “The Shining”

I’ve decided to take it easy on the beverages after last Sunday's rise 'n' shining.

rise 'n' shining by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 16, 2011

Shining dragon 

To lodge three "D" cell batteries in your anus, either as a defensive measure or because you can.

Whilst in jail, the new guy used the shining dragon to impress the other inmates at shower time. He learnt the maneuver from a cheesy black and white Hentai magazine.

Shining dragon by Eric Othelwaite July 28, 2016

Shining Finger 

A technique used by Shining Gundam, in which the Gundam's hand glows and becomes able to crush a gundam's head with ease.

Teased as being a sexual move, when it is really not at all.

Domon Kashuu:"This hand of mine glows with an awesome power! Its burning grip tells me to defeat you! Shining Finger!"

*Grabs gundam head and crushes it like paper*

Shining Finger by Zaku56 October 17, 2008

Dick Swinging

Verb.

When men exude copious amounts of cockiness and pride and exhibit an inflated sense of self worth.

Avery: I definitely nailed that job interview, there no way I wont get the spot. But don't worry you still have a shot. I probably wont accept it anyway, it's not even that good.

Anna: Ugh, please! I'm so tired of your dick swinging

Dick Swinging by Turkeybitch January 19, 2019

Swinging Cliffhanger 

When someone perches themself on a lower branch of a tree with their pants down, and when someone walks under them they swing down with their legs hooked on the branch and their butt hanging low and bend a monkey on the unaware passer-byer.

He performed a swinging cliffhanger faster than a speeding bullet, She sure knows how to swing a cliffhanger

Swinging Cliffhanger by BEWARE OF SHAWN March 4, 2009

knight in shining lycra

heroic homosexual

i couldnt do anything with my hair until eric my hairdresser came like a knight in shining lycra and made me beautiful

knight in shining lycra by dave namegah February 3, 2009

swinging goat balls posthypnotic suggestion 

When you have been hypnotized to do something after witnessing a goat’s swinging testicles.

It was definitely the single most totally embarrassing thing, immediately after I witnessed that goat taking off, I realized I must’ve been given a “swinging goat balls posthypnotic suggestion” when I ripped off my own pants and took off running along with the goats!

swinging goat balls posthypnotic suggestion by Dr Bunnygirl July 6, 2020