Stumped

1) A highly intense sexual session of deep, relentless, hardcore pounding by an aggressive, dominant guy that overwhelms the body and mind with involuntary orgasms, leaving you disoriented and unable to function from pure sensory overload.

2) Being so wrecked by a D you can’t think or move.

After smashing ole boi last night, he was dying laughing ‘cause his stroke game had me chopped — I was laid out, totally stumped, rebooting my overloaded systems.

Stumped by Junii77_11 April 30, 2025

Stumped the Hoff 

1. When the smartest student in class gives an incorrect answer, and you give the correct one, and the smartest kid in class is pwned.

2. When someone asks a question the smartest kid in class cannot answer.

1. When BT said the 16th president was George Washington, and Ba said it was Lincoln, the whole class just went, "Oooohhhh, you stumped the HOFF!"

2. Teacher: What is the deffinition of M1?
Smart Student: Uhm, large certificate of deposits over $100,000?
Teacher: WRONG!! I stumped the HOFF!

Stumped the Hoff by Fanster March 26, 2007

stumped out

When you are having intercourse and you pull out too far and the penis misses the vagina and bends abruptly. Stumped out

I stumped out last night

stumped out by Mkeller August 3, 2019

Stumped Genius

When an Apple Genius from the Apple Store genius bar does not know the answer to the question, or solution to the problem.

When you are a confused "stumped genius" from the Apple store you will most likely turn to your co-genius and reply with, "That's weird, right?"

Stumped Genius by unsatisfied apple customer March 8, 2011

stumped by the trump 

When you really play the no female president card in every fucking interview of you to exist and still get stumped by that racist and perverted Trumpet

Hillary: Shit, I got stumped by the Trump!

stumped by the trump by Weird shit not defined here March 8, 2017

stumped cow 

A cow that is trained to back up to a stump in order to be fucked by a human

Bessie is such a well trained stumped cow that all Jonathan has to do is walk up to the stump.

stumped cow by Scottypotty2 April 18, 2018

Stumped Chump 

That person, who is fully knowledgeable as a subject matter expert, is tested by outside sources with material so obscure it is generally retrieved & referenced through paralegal methodologies

The Journeyman took a test that contained questions from the most obscure & irrelevant qualification standards, it left him a stumped chump and quite butt hurt.

Stumped Chump by JR Stump June 5, 2018