A cheeky, campy read for someone who’s a little… mentally delayed in the moment. Think: that girl whose brain takes a scenic route before the lights come on—like a dusty old desktop wheezing to life. Used in LGBT circles as a humorous way to call someone out (with love… mostly) for being slow to catch the vibe, the joke, or the assignment.
1) Gworl, she’s a slow boot—by the time she claps back, we’re already on the next episode.
2) Not her still loading while the rest of us are streaming in 4K. Slow! Boot!
3) Miss Thang’s mental Wi-Fi got one bar and a prayer—she a slow boot, mama.
2) Not her still loading while the rest of us are streaming in 4K. Slow! Boot!
3) Miss Thang’s mental Wi-Fi got one bar and a prayer—she a slow boot, mama.
by Junii77_11 April 30, 2025
Get the Slow Bootmug. 1) A highly intense sexual session of deep, relentless, hardcore pounding by an aggressive, dominant guy that overwhelms the body and mind with involuntary orgasms, leaving you disoriented and unable to function from pure sensory overload.
2) Being so wrecked by a D you can’t think or move.
2) Being so wrecked by a D you can’t think or move.
After smashing ole boi last night, he was dying laughing ‘cause his stroke game had me chopped — I was laid out, totally stumped, rebooting my overloaded systems.
by Junii77_11 April 30, 2025
Get the Stumpedmug.