Smartassia 

A newly discovered disease through discussion with fellow homosapians. It is only diagnosed upon self examination with agreement by colleagues or friends. It is the disease of the uncontrollable sense of being a smart ass. This disease is defined by the fact one cannot control the urges to act like a smart ass.

I made an abrupt comment similar to someone being a smart ass and I could not resist or stop myself. All of my life I have been called smart ass and smart alik. Upon self examination I realized I have been doing this for years and most likely suffering from smartassia. was also confirmed from my family smart ass who also suffers from this unlikely disease.

Smartassia by brandaz888 June 6, 2013

smartassically

Having done something with the values of a smartass.
Adj./Adv.

Example:
Guy: I told her she was pretty. Smartassically at that.

smartass dick ass

smartassically by Shade the Wuff June 4, 2014

smartasseryness 

the art of being a 'smart ass'.

The world would be so boring without 'smartasseryness'.

smartasseryness by WWShellzy November 16, 2014

Smartasstic 

Someone who is simultaneously sarcastic and a smart ass.

You were so smartasstic when you did air quotes while saying I "hate" air quotes.

Smartasstic by Chunky Lover 12.16.83 January 23, 2010

Smartassery 

Defines the fine art in being a smartass.

When people say or do something stupid I am always on my toes with something full of snarky smartassery.

Smartassery by SexyMisfit May 25, 2011

smartassy 

the quality of being a smartass

he's so smartassy, that tommy right there.

smartassy by basienka April 24, 2010

smartasseyness 

The act or thought of being a smart ass a person who is annoyingly or obnoxiously cocky.

Seriously though there isn't any smartasseyness intended

smartasseyness by Nagrom389 November 1, 2009