Using the shoulder of a five lane freeway to pass a slow moving car in the left hand lane. Often this move is made by a douche bag that is driving a late model European coupe or sedan.
Son (sitting shotgun): Wow Dad! Look at that BMW pass that car up ahead.
A webcomic about two friends named Hazel and Jamie who are going through life together. Hazel has an English major which is useless in the real world and desperately wants to be laid. Jamie is a bigger girl with bigger boobs. Her sexuality is questioned now that she is dating Erin (a girl) but their relationship is based on love - not sex.
They have many friends including a hot barista, a porn store librarian who is also a dominatrix, a gay drag queen, a cactus that talks to you when you drink, and a chronic liar.
The webcomic is updated weekly and never fails to bring out squeals, tears, and laughs.
Maureen: Jamie, your breasts are legendary.
Jamie: You can say it twice. I consider them each a separate legend.
Hazel: How's it shakin', eggs 'n' bacon?
Jamie: Large an' loose, like your caboose!
Jameson: Sorry, I'm afraid you need less Asshole Points to access that information.
When your banging shorty from behind just after you bust your load tap her on the shoulder and as she turns around pull the condom off and by using the condom in slingshot fashion shoot her in the face with the load remember fellas the eye is extra points!
my bitch likes me to be spontaneous so i give her slingshot facialhoudini's for breakfast
Upon reaching climax during fellatio, the man places his left leg firmly against the woman's thigh and yells "make it stop!" Then, he rapidly extends his leg, firing the woman into the wall, or whatever happens to be behind her.
This chick was giving me head, and it felt so good that I executed the Westmont Slingshot. She ended up in the bathtub.