Sit-down guy 

Anyone of the male persuasion known for dodging conflict of any kind, avoiding responsibilities, etc.

The opposite of a 'stand-up guy.'

My ex boyfriend owes me money for rent, child support and the $300 I loaned him to get his teeth fixed.

Really? What a sit-down guy he is!

Sit-down guy by sleslie2425 August 20, 2012

Sit-Down Comedian 

A term coined by Hanley to characterize her mother Amy; the worlds first sit down comedian. Essentially, a sit down comedian is a true talent, pound for pound, whose beauty, witticisms and jocularity outweighs their body mass.

Comedy can be compared to that of bacteria. Its misuse and overuse leads to a significant loss in its effectiveness. A Newer, stronger strain must evolve over time in order for it to live on. For that reason, it’s inevitable a mutation of some kind will arise for it to become more resilient. In this case the ‘supersatire’ was sit down. Which proved to be highly infectious. :P
The idea was born when Amy was faced with the challenge of performing whilst standing. The performer saw no choice but to replace the comical aspect of stand up with sit down comic theatre, Putting a new happy fat face on comedy.

"I hear that sit-down comedian Amy is Notorious for eating doughnuts while performing on stage"

Sit-Down Comedian by 112Amzz September 30, 2011

Sit down and rotate 

A vulgar order given as an equivalent of "shove it up your ass, shut up, go fuck yourself", it usually implies that someone is being arrogant. Literally meaning "go sit on a cock and spin", it's also worded as "Sit on it and spin, sit on it and rotate, and 'go sit and spin'.

I am the highest born woman in these United States.

Go sit down and rotate.

Sit down and rotate by Moose3892423 November 1, 2010

sit down not physically 

Calm tf down if someone says it to you your really bothering them so even if your sitting down sit tf down and calm tf down

"Yo Erika sit down not physically!"
"Bitch what you say"
*Aggresive weave snatching*

sit down not physically by Hoe definitions November 12, 2018

Sit down wee 

The male act of going to the toilet for a wee,piss, number 1, lag, etc but sitting down to complete the act instead of conforming to the standard rules of standing up. This should only be used on rare occasions as a treat so that it doesn't become common place.

Iain: "Where you going Rob?

Rob: "I'm off to treat myself to a sit down wee!"

Sit down wee by BVO1 April 7, 2010

Sit down, switch it off 

What Mr. David says when ur not reading

Lss kid: *Texting*

Mr David: SIt dOWn, sWItch iT oFF

Lss kid: *Ignores*

^
Reaction depends on the student

Sit down, switch it off by Heylook March 13, 2019

Sit-down comedy 

Exactly the same style of comedy as "Stand-up comedy" except that you are sitting down while you are doing it.
(i.e. at a table, sitting at the bar, in a car, bus stop, office, etc.)

On a long cross-country road trip, I entertained Tina-Louise with hours of my sit down comedy.

I killed at the dinner table last night, it was pure sit-down comedy.

Sit-down comedy by tcornsimp October 24, 2008