Shotgun 

1. Shotgun, to claim the passenger seat in the front of the car.

2. Shotgun, to call some object for your own personal use.

3. Shotgun, to call the second hit of a bong, pipe, joint.

4. Shotgun, a shit that won't come out but at the last second a gas pocket behind it shoots it out making it thunk into the toilet with possible recoil spray.

1. where are we drivin?
idk but shotgun!

2. dude who wants to play halo?
shotty first game!

3. man this is some dank shit i'm callin greens on this!
shotgun!

4. oh man i would not use that bathroom for a couple minutes i just shotgunned all over the toilet.
duuuude that is disgusting!

Shotgun by Dr. shokalav August 28, 2008

shotgun 

1. A category of smoothbore firearm that fires pellets (shot) or slugs. Comes in break-action or pump-action variants. Known to cause fits of unpredictable joy in HMBs.

2. A method of defecation whereby the buttocks are spread prior to discharge.

3. An esoteric form of bukkake. Upon reaching the vinegar strokes, the shotgun initiator must hold his scrotum in one hand and his shaft in the other, and pump between each ejaculation. This is derived from the manner of operating a pump-action shotgun, although the ammunition in question is completely different.

4. Any wedding whereby the groom is extremely morose and the bride is extremely pregnant.

5. A type of corridor-style house where the front door and back door line up and are usually directly connected by a single, straight hallway.

1. The TIE Pilot HuManBing was lying in wait, with his shotgun sight trained on a hill.
His recent work freelancing had tired him of late, so he took some time off for a kill.
Away on a hilltop, cavorting around, effete and effeminate prey,
Were multiple Yoshi, inchoate and dozy, about whom the TIE Pilot said:

"Blood! Blood! Glorious blood! Nothing quite like it to make one feel good!
So slide-shuck your shotgun, assuming you've got one,
And then we'll go pot some for glorious blood!"

(This can be sung to the tune of "The Hippopotamus" if so desired.)

2. Last night, I ate so much curry and then took a shotgun dump, and now my toilet is full of crapnel that won't flush away.

3. "It is inadvisable for neophyte bukkakist to attempt shotgun without presence of trained professional medical team. Please also to ensure that said team is well equipped with defibrillators, Viagra, and large cotton sock in case of emergency." *demure titter, covers face with fan* ~ Speech given at the entrance of the Sapporo Tourist Baths by the geisha guide.

4. Girlfriend: Guess what, Brad!
Boyfriend: You're going to put a stud in your tongue and use ice cubes next time?
Girlfriend: No - I'm pregnant! :D
Boyfriend: SHIT.
Girlfriend: We're going to have a baby! :D
Boyfriend: FUCK.
Girlfriend: There's going to be the pitter-patter of little feet in the house! :D
Boyfriend: ARSE.
Girlfriend: What type of marriage would you like? White or peach?
Boyfriend: SCROTE.
Girlfriend: Ohmygosh I'm going to have to call all my girlfriends so they can come over to coo and fawn solicitously in a sickening display of female hormonal Pavlovian response! :D
Boyfriend: TIT.
Girlfriend: What's the matter, dear? I sense a divergence of our emotive dispositions at this juncture.
Boyfriend: I'M NOT MARRYING ANYBODY. GODDAMIT I'M ONLY 23.
Girlfriend: Well, my Daddy's a federal marshal. We *could* make it a Magnum funeral, if you prefer.
Boyfriend: ...
Girlfriend: (singing, unhelpfully) Goin' to the cha-pel an' we're - gonna get ma-a-a-ried...

5. Agent Powell, here are your mission objectives:
A) Ride SHOTGUN with the Ret. Gen. to the Crawford rural area.
B) Approach SHOTGUN ranch through front door.
C) Force entry using rifled slug ammunition in SHOTGUN to remove the locking mechanism.
D) De-elect the resident with a SHOTGUN to the face.
E) Locate and de-elect the vice-resident with a SHOTGUN to the face.
F) After which, lower trousers and apply generous SHOTGUN to the face.
G) Spray Lysol in the air. It is the polite thing to do.

shotgun by HMB December 17, 2004

shotgun 

The word Shotgun has several meanings:

1. NOUN. To ride shotgun means to ride in the passenger seat. This is desired especially when an excessive amount of people try to cram into a vehicle, as the person riding shotgun doesn't need to squeeze in with anybody. The shotgun seat also offers the best views, access to A/C and exudes an aura of preference over the other passengers.

2. VERB. To use two of something, originally popularized with dialup connections in the late 90s. To shotgun your internet connection would mean to use a specialized modem in conjunction with two seperate telephone lines. The delivery of content was made faster due to the two lines, and the meshing of downloaded data was made possible by the asynchronous nature of the modem. This was the precursor to popularized ISDN and broadband technologies. Nowadays, it can be used for many other objects, though usually the objects have some sort of technical/computer adage.

3. NOUN. A firearm that comes in three popular forms; a single barrelled pump-action, double barrelled breach, and single barrelled automatic. Known for its tremendous stopping power.

4. NOUN. A shotgun wedding is a wedding hastily scrambled together to avoid some kind of embarassing prenuptial occurence-usually pregnancy.

5. NOUN. A form of offensive formation used in American Football.

6. VERB. To shotgun a cigarette or cigarette smoke means to take an initial drag, and transfer the smoke from your mouth to another persons mouth, then repeatedly continuing the transfer.

1. I called shotgun and beat out all the other fascists to the passenger seat.

2. Dude, i've shotgunned two 7800GTs in my new rig, but it wont run CoD2!

3. I turned the corner, the fundamentalist worshipper of Allah had his illegal AK-47 jammed. I pulled up my shotgun from the hip and obliterated his ugly face with hot American-made pellets.

4. My sister had a shotgun wedding, she was pregnant.

5. No, not the penny, and no blitz. Just shotgun.

6. My girlfriend was a smoker, and she always wanted to shotgun with me. It was hot at the time, but I regret it now that I have lung cancer.

shotgun by Dr. Noisewater October 4, 2005

Shotgun 

When you shotgun something means you reserve it.

But at 23 years old, you are too old enough to shotgun something.

Guy 1 : I shotgun the seat in the bus stop

Troll : Are you going to do that when you're 23?

Guy 1 : Fo sho Shotty Bounce.

Shotgun by Hoes call me santa December 3, 2009

shotgun 

To place a marijuana ciggarette or marijuana cigar in your mouth backwards(while lit, with the burning end in your mouth) and blowing smoke through the mouthpiece into someone's face or mouth while they inhale.

If you want me to give you a shotgun, first you gotta dump the ashes off the blunt.

shotgun by J January 23, 2004

shotgun 

To call the rights to anything in any given situation. wuuuurrrpp can also be used to the same effect. Anyone disobeying the shotgun rules swiftly becomes the recipient of a dead leg

1. Shotgun place on the bed.
2. Shotgun biggest slag in the club 2nite. Not 'biggest'!!
3. Shotgun not sitting next to Frenchy!
4. Shotgun being first to rape harding

shotgun by The Circle April 11, 2005

shotgun 

shotgun (n): the hole in the side of the chamber of a pipe (generally glass) used for smoking marijuana and other herbs. the shotgun is covered for the majority of the hit, meaning that the smoker inhales less air along with the smoke.

shotgun (v): to blow marijuana smoke into someone else's mouth. this can be done by either blowing into a blunt or a joint and forcing the smoke out the other end or by inhaling the smoke and then blowing it into another's mouth.

1) "Make sure you cover the shotgun when you hit that"
2) "Can we shotgun this hit?"

shotgun by mells January 5, 2005