schloggy schemer
Someone who acts deviously, diabolically, or outright heinous. It can also be used to call someone that as a joke.
schloggy schemer by salcruzzle June 2, 2023
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Ur pener a schemer
When someone says that their penis is not the size it actually is you say "your pener a schemer". This indicates that their penis is really small.
Ur mom: My penis is so mf big
Your dog: Your pener a schemer
Ur mom: *fucking cries and admits that her penis is actually inverted*
Your dog: Your pener a schemer
Ur mom: *fucking cries and admits that her penis is actually inverted*
Ur pener a schemer by Mommi.marco May 18, 2018
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weiner schemer
a promiscuous young woman who plots and tries to prey upon just about any attractive and respectable boy in high school. They can corrupt even the best of these boys. Typically literally. By giving them herpes.
Respectable Boy 1: What'd you wanna do after the football game tonight? I was thinking about hitting up the library real quick. Then we can get some grub at Whataburger!
Respectable Boy 2: I want to. But Bella's been trying to get with me for weeks. I don't know much longer I can avoid her.
Respectable Boy 1: Please. For the love of your reputation and your immune system don't get with that weiner schemer. Girls like that have no sense of morality and feel most comfortable with a dick in their hands. You could get HIV and then you could die. I don't want you to go out like that.
Respectable Boy 2: I want to. But Bella's been trying to get with me for weeks. I don't know much longer I can avoid her.
Respectable Boy 1: Please. For the love of your reputation and your immune system don't get with that weiner schemer. Girls like that have no sense of morality and feel most comfortable with a dick in their hands. You could get HIV and then you could die. I don't want you to go out like that.
weiner schemer by elalmighty March 15, 2019
freshman schemer
The highest ranking officer in the scheming scale, followed by S.I.T.'s, schemers in training. Nightly phone calls are mandatory to touch base on the days activities. Many tasks must be completed in order to become a true schemer.
freshman schemer by Shelton December 31, 2007
pyramid schemer
a person thats sends, what seems to be, personal text messages to more than 1 person at the same time.
Ed: Hey she just texted me. I told you she digs me!
John: What does it say?
Ed: *hey what you doin*
John: Um, I just got the same thing.
Ed: Wtf? At what time?
John: 5:25pm.
Sharon: She sent me the same thing, too. She doesn't want you. She's a pyramid schemer.
John: What does it say?
Ed: *hey what you doin*
John: Um, I just got the same thing.
Ed: Wtf? At what time?
John: 5:25pm.
Sharon: She sent me the same thing, too. She doesn't want you. She's a pyramid schemer.
pyramid schemer by hiwol88 June 24, 2010
boob schemer
boob schemer by cactusneedswater November 28, 2016
Bitcon Scheme
term to describe the Ponzi-like schemes of the cryptocurrency world, especially in terms of bitcoin; gets its name from "bit" as in "digital", and "con" as a twist on "coin", and to describe the type of scheme (so "digital coin" -> "digital con").
Used as an alternative to "Ponzi" because cryptocurrency adherants argue that only fiat currency is used as the ROI for early investors in Ponzi schemes, contrary to the imagined value of cryptocurrencies being used as the ROI in the cryptocurrency world.
Used as an alternative to "Ponzi" because cryptocurrency adherants argue that only fiat currency is used as the ROI for early investors in Ponzi schemes, contrary to the imagined value of cryptocurrencies being used as the ROI in the cryptocurrency world.
Bitcon Scheme by JuliusCesarus June 27, 2021